What's worse than getting kicked by a horse? Drowning.

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A black walks into a Kentucky Fried Chicken. He was a customer.

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A Jew, a Christian and a Muslim walk into a bar. I don't know what happens next, I got the fuck out of there before shit went down

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what did the cat say when he walked into a room full of dogs? Get meowt of here!

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Q: John has 400 cookies, 200 hundred are chocolate chip and the rest are sugar. John eats 100 of each, what does he have now? A: Diabetes

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta sex god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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Knock, knock. You do realize you can actually physically knock on the door instead of just imitating the sound effect with your mouth, right? It's actually way more effective that way. Just saying, since it's raining outside and you're cold and want to come in...

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Q: What does 'A' stand for? A: Effort

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William and Kate do get off their ass and do something useful for once instead of hogging the cover of intouch magazine.

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What's tastier than a dead baby? An orphaned dead baby.

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Why did the President Truman approve the use a nuke over Hiroshima? Sending Chuck Norris was widely considered to be too cruel.

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Why did the man cross the road? Because that it where his friend Bob lives.

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What do you call it when a black guy runs down a hill? A male of African descent sprinting down a geographical landform that extends above the surrounding terrain.

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What do you call a chicken with it's head chopped off. A decapitated chicken.

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What do you say to a black man on fire... Stop, drop and roll !!!

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what do you call a pig that knows karate? pork-chop!

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A Mexican, and American, and a Chinese man are crossing the street. They all get hit by a car and die.

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what do you call a man in a hole Fill

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Knock Knock Whos there? The police, we've been getting reports of many ironically named metaphors knocking on your door to which you reply witty utterances, can you explain this frankly quite disturbing behaviour? The police, we've been getting reports of many ironically named metaphors knocking on your door to which you reply witty utterances, can you explain this frankly quite disturbing behaviour who? Wait aren't you the one who's supposed to supposed tell the punchline? Oh Yeah

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Why did the girl throw butter out the window? She was suffering from an epileptic seizure.

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How do you kill a baby quickly? The better question is why kill a baby quickly?

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Q: Why can't Elvis Presley drive a car backwards? A: Because he's dead.

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Anti Joke

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