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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why do pedo's molest children? because it feels really good.

How did the black man get out of the bathroom? He opened the door.

What's faster than a black guy with your TV? Probably someone who doesn't have to carry such a heavy object.

got a new boxing bag the other day its hanging from the top of my stairs its called dead seb

Q: What is the difference between a tree and a women? A: your mom

What is a pirate's favorite kind of pizza? Cheese.

Ever hear the joke about the black guy going to jail its not a joke.

whats white and cant climb a fence? a fridge

What's worse than listening to Justin Beiber? Getting hit by a train.

Why do chinese firefighters wear white belts in their firefighting uniforms? So the their pants stay up.

Why did the President Truman approve the use a nuke over Hiroshima? Sending Chuck Norris was widely considered to be too cruel.

What is Justin Bieber + One less lonely girl. A BABY

Yo mama so stupid she tried to drown a dog and was quite successful at it. Know she serves a death sentence.

Tell somebody that someone told you they look like an owl. When they say "Who?" laugh in their face

What's gold and looks like a brick? A gold brick. What's gold and looks like a nugget? A gold nugget. Whats gold and like a car? Gold. I lied about the car.

Why did the man fall off the swing? he got hit in the back of the head with a shovel.

what did the duck say to the hawk? quack

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't a drunk driver went off the street and hit the chicken and killed it on impact.

Suzie has no arms and no legs and is on a swing. what happened? she fell and died knock knock whos there? not suzie.

Q. What did Grandmother get Little Boy Johnny for Christmas? A. Nothing. She died on Thanksgiving Day.

What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rihno? Rihno-elephant

What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? The hooker is a human being whereas the onion is a vegetable.

Once upon a time, your face.

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