A black walks into a Kentucky Fried Chicken. He was a customer.

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A Jew, a Christian and a Muslim walk into a bar. I don't know what happens next, I got the fuck out of there before shit went down

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If life gives you lemons, you shoud be thankful it didn't give you AIDS.

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Knock knock Who's There? Idk, who the **** names their kid There?

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he happened to cross the road

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A Mexican, and American, and a Chinese man are crossing the street. They all get hit by a car and die.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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*Knock Knock* Who's there? Hello, I'm here to deliver your groceries. Ok thank you, please leave them by the front door.

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Knock Knock Whos there? The police, we've been getting reports of many ironically named metaphors knocking on your door to which you reply witty utterances, can you explain this frankly quite disturbing behaviour? The police, we've been getting reports of many ironically named metaphors knocking on your door to which you reply witty utterances, can you explain this frankly quite disturbing behaviour who? Wait aren't you the one who's supposed to supposed tell the punchline? Oh Yeah

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Knock Knock There was no answer as the house was empty.

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Augustus was touring his Empire and noticed a man in the crowd who bore a striking resemblance to himself. Intrigued, he asked: ‘Was your mother at one time in service at the Palace?’ ‘No, your Highness,’ he replied, ‘but my father was.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf.

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Why did the Asian man have a small penis? Because he was flaccid.

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What did the catholic priest say to the little boy? Nothing sexual, that kind of behavior isn't as widespread as people think.

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? If so, you're probably a pervert.

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Grandma walked into the kitchen...

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What's the difference between Justin Beeber and a Basett hound? I don't know.

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Roses are red violets are blue I hate rhyming pancakes

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What do you call a chicken with it's head chopped off. A decapitated chicken.

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Why did the the man not take acting? He wasn't good at it.

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April showers bring may flowers, may flowers bring pilgrims, pilgrims bring diseases, diseases bring death, death brings... Well it's just death.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What do you get when you sunflower? Vegan turtles.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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