An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have trouble understanding each other.

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Your friend is so blonde that when she was born she had no hair but overtime it grew out and became blonde.

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What's worse than getting kicked by a horse? Drowning.

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My doctor recommended I take anger management classes. That really pisses me off.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? It's a spicy sort of stew, you'd enjoy it.

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How do you make an eggroll? You push it.

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Q: what's black and white and red all over? A: someone getting murderd on a news paper

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I'm the rubber and you're the glue, whatever you say sends vibrations through the air that hit my eardrum and my brain interprets these vibrations as what your are saying.

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what is the difference between having sex and having sex on my period ..... i have something to drink when i have sex on my period

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Dislike if you shag sheep ;)

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what is small and is not fair Mitt Romneys tax rate

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What's white and hides behind a tree? Shy milk.

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What did the priest say to the rabbi ? I'm gay.

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What is green with wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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i am a dwarf i have a big nose im a ranga nice to meet you julia

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Roses are red violets are blue I hate rhyming pancakes

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Yo momma's so ugly, she decided to get plastic surgery and now has much higher self-esteem.

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What do you call a chicken with it's head chopped off. A decapitated chicken.

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Roses are red Violets are red Oh god I'm bleeding It's getting in my eyes

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What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? He received many presents because his parents loved him very much.

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A Jew, a Christian and a Muslim walk into a bar. I don't know what happens next, I got the fuck out of there before shit went down

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You are so gay you frequently, and consentingly are sodomized by men and frivolously enjoy it.

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Yo mamma so fat, she probably has Type Two Diabetes - which is often associated with obesity - and should seek medical advice.

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