Q. What language cant you speak A.Sign language

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Q: What does 'A' stand for? A: Effort

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One white male lives in a city with all blacks. He puts up with gang violence nearly every day.

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A Brunette walks in to the docters office and says" Docter it hurts when i poke my self." She then pokes her arm and screams in agony. Then She pokes her leg and screams in agony. The Docter says "Are you really a brunette'' She replys "no im a Blonde." Docter says " oh then you have broken your finger"

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How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

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Magic is another word for "poorly perceived analysis of the mechanics of this complex instrumentality we call optical illusion."

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agp

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What's the worst part about seeing a dead baby on the beach? The crushing sadness.

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Grandma walked into the kitchen...

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Roses are red Violets are red Oh god I'm bleeding It's getting in my eyes

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What has wheels and spins round and round? A dog in a wheelchair.

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A man violently rapes a small child. Unfortunately the child has aids and gives them to the man.

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Suzie has no arms and no legs and is on a swing. what happened? she fell and died knock knock whos there? not suzie.

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Why did the the man not take acting? He wasn't good at it.

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What do you call a black guy in college? A student.

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Why was the black man afraid of the chainsaw? Because its a potentially dangerous weapon

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I love you, you live me. Now get the FUDGE out of the tree!!!

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What did the two fire men say to each other whilst a house was burning? Well be better put that fire.

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what is small and is not fair Mitt Romneys tax rate

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervous father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happiness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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What's white and sticky? Glue.

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Q: What's Lindsay Lohan getting for Christmas? A: AIDS

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What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? The hooker is a human being whereas the onion is a vegetable.

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Why does a squid have 8 legs? It doesn't, it has 8 tentacles!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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