Yo mama's so stupid.....................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................uh jk

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have trouble understanding each other.

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Grandma walked into the kitchen...

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What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rihno? Rihno-elephant

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Why did the man fall off the swing? he got hit in the back of the head with a shovel.

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An Englishman, and Irishman and a Scotsman are on a plane. The plan is carrying too much weight, and is destined to crash. They drop the luggage, but there is still too much weight on board. They drop the secondary engine, but there is still too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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Suzie has no arms and no legs and is on a swing. what happened? she fell and died knock knock whos there? not suzie.

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what is the difference between having sex and having sex on my period ..... i have something to drink when i have sex on my period

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What did the homeless child get for Christmas? Leukemia

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I have not seen chicken since I was very young, on my parents' farm. This is before the Cossacks slaughtered them. I can still hear screams of sister as soldiers ravaged her. But back to question, where did you see chicken? I am very, very hungry.

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What did the blind kid get for Christmas? A collection of braile children's reading books.

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Q: What is the difference between a tree and a women? A: your mom

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How do you make an eggroll? You push it.

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Why did hale say I have but one life to give for my country? He has one life

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Why did the Dr love drop hit guitar? Because a bear walked into a bar and killed everyone in there including dr love and was then shot to death by police and animal control.

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Knock knock Who's There? Idk, who the **** names their kid There?

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Roses are red Violets are blue I like pancakes Ouch! That hurt!

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A tiger walks into a bar. Clearly there is something wrong with animal control.

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whats white and cant climb a fence? a fridge

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9/11

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Barack Obama.

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Want to hear the best joke ever? Me too.

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What did the gay man say to the other gay man? Hey, we're both gay, let's have sex!

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Why did the road cross the chicken? Because Einstein said so. According to Einstein's Theory of Special Relativity, if you and the chicken were to cross the road simultaneously, your perspective, relative to the chicken, would remain unchanged. Therefore, the road would appear to move underneath the chicken, which would seem to be performing some style of polka dance.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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