a weird guy tickled a watermelon.

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What did the the policeman say to the band member who trashed a hotel room? "You're under arrest" The band member replied "Well, you're under a vest" The policeman reiterates that this isn't the time to be making any jokes and that vandalism is a very serious offence

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What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A pilot.

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Why did the man have 3 girlfriends? A: because he is a womanizer

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Roses are red Roses are pink Roses are yellow Roses are white

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta sex god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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Knock Knock There was no answer as the house was empty.

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Why does my ass hurt I played gmod with a blackpeople

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervous father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happiness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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What is green with wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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ON THE SEVENTH DAY OF JUNE, THURSDAY HAPPENED!!!! -ilikecrepes97

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Why did hale say I have but one life to give for my country? He has one life

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national song of the mute person? 5 minutes of silence please

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Jews.

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Why did the boy eat the potato? I don't know. Neather do I. :(

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two goldfish are in a tank they swim around happily and have no consciousness of what is happening because of their short memory.

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what did the cat say when he walked into a room full of dogs? Get meowt of here!

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the Holocaust. Because anything involving the Holocaust is automatically an anti joke. the Holocaust wasn't funny.

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Why did the blonde buy a hotdog? She didn't. She has chronic anorexia.

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Why Did The Girl Cry? Old People Are Funny.

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Whats worse than having a woman faking an orgasm? Having a guy fake one.

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whats white and cant climb a fence? a fridge

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ask me if im poop are you poop? no that is impoible

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