what did the cat say when he walked into a room full of dogs? Get meowt of here!

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What's brown and sticky? Human excrement.

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What do you say to a black man on fire... Stop, drop and roll !!!

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Why did the blonde buy a hotdog? She didn't. She has chronic anorexia.

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Why did the the man not take acting? He wasn't good at it.

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Q: What does 'A' stand for? A: Effort

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Knock, knock. You do realize you can actually physically knock on the door instead of just imitating the sound effect with your mouth, right? It's actually way more effective that way. Just saying, since it's raining outside and you're cold and want to come in...

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I love you, you live me. Now get the FUDGE out of the tree!!!

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What do you get when you sunflower? Vegan turtles.

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your momma is so poor she had you just for the free milk

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Jim: Can you shoot a basketball with one hand? Moe: There's no such thing as a basketball with one hand.

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have trouble understanding each other.

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agp

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Roses are red violets are blue I hate rhyming pancakes

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What did the cow get for Christmas? A tree

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What's the animal that eats with its tail? All of them, since they won't take it off when they get to eat.

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Why did hale say I have but one life to give for my country? He has one life

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How do you make an eggroll? You push it.

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What is a pirate's favorite kind of pizza? Cheese.

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Why are blondes stupid? They are not. Its just in America society has been given that impression through inaccurate and crude jokes.

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Why did the girl throw butter out the window? She was suffering from an epileptic seizure.

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Why was the black man afraid of the chainsaw? Because its a potentially dangerous weapon

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Why did the man pick the flower? Because he didn't like flowers.

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Hello penis

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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