Why does my ass hurt I played gmod with a blackpeople

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What happens 2 seconds after you thorw a rock out a two-story window? The rock hits the ground.

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Why did the man pick the flower? Because he didn't like flowers.

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How do you make a clown sad? Kill his family.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he happened to be walking in that general direction.

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A black man, a Jew and a Hispanic man walk into a bar and the bartender says "Hello. What could I get for you?" The black man had a Manhattan. The Hispanic man had a Bloody Mary. The Jew merely had water, as his religion forbids alcohol. The trio enjoy their drinks and then exit the establishment.

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What's the difference between a duck A chair Vests have no sleeves

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What's the difference between Justin Beeber and a Basett hound? I don't know.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? It's a spicy sort of stew, you'd enjoy it.

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A black walks into a Kentucky Fried Chicken. He was a customer.

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If life gives you lemons, you shoud be thankful it didn't give you AIDS.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he happened to cross the road

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Why did the the man not take acting? He wasn't good at it.

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April showers bring may flowers, may flowers bring pilgrims, pilgrims bring diseases, diseases bring death, death brings... Well it's just death.

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Knock Knock There was no answer as the house was empty.

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How do you kill a baby quickly? The better question is why kill a baby quickly?

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Augustus was touring his Empire and noticed a man in the crowd who bore a striking resemblance to himself. Intrigued, he asked: ‘Was your mother at one time in service at the Palace?’ ‘No, your Highness,’ he replied, ‘but my father was.

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Why did the room packed with married people seem empty? Maybe they were all playing hide-and-seek. Or maybe the room was pitch black and they were all standing very still and quietly.

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Why did the President Truman approve the use a nuke over Hiroshima? Sending Chuck Norris was widely considered to be too cruel.

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Why did the Asian man have a small penis? Because he was flaccid.

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What do you Call L.L. Cool J's mexican cousin? El El Bean

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What's rock hard and is sharp? A rock...and my penis.

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Q: What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? A: They're all gone.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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