How many black people does it take to change a light bulb. One, of course. Assuming he/she does not have any physical or mental handicaps.

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What is a pirate's favorite kind of pizza? Cheese.

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what's red and green and goes 100 mph? a red and green car going over the speed limit.

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whats white and cant climb a fence? a fridge

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Why do chinese firefighters wear white belts in their firefighting uniforms? So the their pants stay up.

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Why did the President Truman approve the use a nuke over Hiroshima? Sending Chuck Norris was widely considered to be too cruel.

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In Soviet Russia, You drive the car, fill it up with gas and park it Just like in America

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Why did the Asian man have a small penis? Because he was flaccid.

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How did the black man get out of the bathroom? He opened the door.

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Tell somebody that someone told you they look like an owl. When they say "Who?" laugh in their face

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What's gold and looks like a brick? A gold brick. What's gold and looks like a nugget? A gold nugget. Whats gold and like a car? Gold. I lied about the car.

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what did the duck say to the hawk? quack

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Ever hear the joke about the black guy going to jail its not a joke.

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Suzie has no arms and no legs and is on a swing. what happened? she fell and died knock knock whos there? not suzie.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't a drunk driver went off the street and hit the chicken and killed it on impact.

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Q. What did Grandmother get Little Boy Johnny for Christmas? A. Nothing. She died on Thanksgiving Day.

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What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

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What is Justin Bieber + One less lonely girl. A BABY

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What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rihno? Rihno-elephant

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What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? The hooker is a human being whereas the onion is a vegetable.

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Once upon a time, your face.

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Have you ever seen that clown at walmart that hides from gay people?

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Why did the man fall off the swing? he got hit in the back of the head with a shovel.

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No one walks into a bar. It is closed.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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