what did the cat say when he walked into a room full of dogs? Get meowt of here!

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the Holocaust. Because anything involving the Holocaust is automatically an anti joke. the Holocaust wasn't funny.

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Tell somebody that someone told you they look like an owl. When they say "Who?" laugh in their face

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What do you get when you cross an owl with a bungee cord? My ass

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Why did the the man not take acting? He wasn't good at it.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What is worse than the Holocaust? a Michael Bay movie

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What's white and hides behind a tree? Shy milk.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks, why the long face? The man replies "i have a huge malignant tumor in my chin"

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What do you get when you sunflower? Vegan turtles.

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what is small and is not fair Mitt Romneys tax rate

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What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

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what did the poor kid get from santa? Nothing santa hates poor kid, but the rich kid got a very nice convertable.

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What do you call it when a black guy runs down a hill? A male of African descent sprinting down a geographical landform that extends above the surrounding terrain.

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How do you kill a blonde? Stab her.

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My doctor recommended I take anger management classes. That really pisses me off.

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Roses are red violets are blue I hate rhyming pancakes

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Why did hale say I have but one life to give for my country? He has one life

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Have you ever seen that clown at walmart that hides from gay people?

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What did the gay man say to the other gay man? Hey, we're both gay, let's have sex!

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Why did the girl throw butter out the window? She was suffering from an epileptic seizure.

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how do you kill 1000 Ethiopians? throw a mars bar off a cliff!

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I love you, you live me. Now get the FUDGE out of the tree!!!

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How do you kill a baby quickly? The better question is why kill a baby quickly?

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