If the red house is made out of red bricks, the yellow house is made out of yellow bricks, and the blue house is made out of blue bricks, what is the greenhouse made of? Ah, I see what you did there. You are expecting me to follow the sequence based on how each house is made out of bricks the same color as their title. However, I am one step ahead of you and I know that the greenhouse is made out of glass panels. But what if it were made out of green glass panels? Then, I suppose, the sequence could continue naturally yet we still have a problem of units - bricks vs. glass. Quite the dilemma we are facing.

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An apple a day keeps the doctor away. What about the vampires?

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How did you feel after smoking that joint? I felt like going to pass out And then? I passed out

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What did the college student say after he failed his test? He didn't say anything, he was a mute.

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Why did the cow have a pain in his stomach. It has testicular cancer.

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Four homosexuals walk into a bar. They notice that there's only one stool left at the bar itself. They sat at a table with four chairs. They had a delightful time.

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Who can make 50 iPads in 1 hour? An Asian

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What do you call a man with a spade in his head? An ambulance.

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Wanna know a funny word? Pickle-weasel.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. You're under arrest. The police you're under arrest who? Sir, if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves. We have a warrant for your arrest. Sir if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves we have a warrant for your arrest who? Sir we are authorized to use deadly force. If you don't comply we will shoot to kill. Sir we are authorized to use deadly force if you don't comply we will shoot to kill wh-

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What do you call a puppy with no eyes? Ugly.

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What kind of blue is not heavy? Light blue.

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What's spongy and smells of treacle? Treacle sponge

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why are black people good at jumping and white people aren't? That's stereotyping people .... anyone can be good jumping as long as the practice.

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wanna hear a good anti-joke? no, anti-jokes are a waste of time.

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vaginas

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What do you get when you cross a cat and a dog? A dog

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You know what is funny about r.ape? Nothing. It's horror

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What do you call a baby in a blender? Child abuse.

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Knock Knock Yes?

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how do you get a taco? Buy one!

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guys ive got a TANK under my house a septic tank

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Why didn't the 13 year old Black boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

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What did the african american ninja say to the jewish bartender? Can I have a beer?

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