What's big and fat? An obese man.

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Why couldnt the boy lick his elbows? Because he lost his arms after he was violently beaten by his drunk father with a bat.

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I want to stick ma dick in a big bowl o puddin'

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What is sad about a kid dying in a bus accident? The other 20 survived

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Lol! Why you wanna know?

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Busted? What the hell is going on?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house! Nock. Nock. Whos there? The Chicken?

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What has 3 legs? An abnormal human.

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what do the Holocaust and Jeff Dunham have in common? they're both hilarious

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roses are scarce, violets are farse, come over here and i'll stick it up ya ar#e.

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roses are red violets are blue my cat died and i have alsheimers who are you

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Why was it true for sure? It was on wikipedia.

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What's the difference between a dead cat and a dead woman? It is much more unlikely that you would have sex with a dead cat.

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Why did the chicken cross the road Because he was Pierre preasured by all you assholes Saying he already did it so now he feels like he Has to do it.

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Your mother is SO wealthy, that she should help stop the poor children in Africa from starving by donating some spare change to the Let's-Help-Stop-The-Poor-Little-African-Children-From-Starving donation center. -not a real place!!!!!

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-Have you ever eaten Ethiopian food? -No -Niether have they

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melon

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what did the fish say when he was eaten by a shark nothing fish cant talk

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? "Robin get in the car"

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Whats your name? Bill. I have a son named Kevin.

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my captcha says : forkin chickens

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What happens when a black man spills all of his grape soda? He cleans it up and recycles the empty can

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What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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