Your time.

yo mamma's so stupid, she is not that smart.

the jokes are repetitive on this site

drake

what do you call anybody eating at mcdohnalds? hungry, diabetic people

knock, knock who's there? I'm here to kill u! I'm here to kill u who? .......

Male penises.

why couldn't the the black man get a job? because he doesn't posses the correct work ethic.

What is a black guy's favorite hobby? Stamp collecting.

Knock Knock It's the police, im afraid your wife has been killed in a horrible car accident.

LMFAO - "WE runnin' through these hoes like Drano?" Is that really what society has sunken to? Is this really what is accepted? Is this what we are jamming into children's moralities? Society is Screwed!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because 2.5 million children in the world are suffering from HIV/AIDs.

What's funnier than poop? More poop

Why did the man climb to top of the tower? To push the Jew off.

"My foot is killing me" "no, actually it's that noose around your neck"

A guy walks in to a bar and says "ow"

Knock knock Who's there? You're adopted.

How much fun does a gay guy have? A butt load.

What's the difference between Bobby and a plane? Bobby can be sexually molested.

Tom has 24 cupcakes Tom then ate 24 cupcakes what does Tom have? Diabetes Tom got diabetes

Knock knock Who's there? Carrot Carrot who? Carrot in the tree house, cause it's orange.

What is the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

A lady with no legs walked..... never mind

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