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911 joke ? now thats just plane rude.

Whats red and smells like cherries? Cherries

A man walks into a bar. Dyslexia is not funny. -Tag

Kid: mom what happens when grandpa farts? Mom: well son... Everyone leaves the room

What's the difference between God and Kanye West? God doesn't think he's Kanye West.

Knock Knock It's the police, im afraid your wife has been killed in a horrible car accident.

Whats worst then listening to you girl friends problems? Nothing.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No? Neither has Stevie Wonder

The Holocaust.

Why did the man run? Because he was trying to get a gold medal for the 200m at the Olympics.

You smell like shit

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had the utmost desire to.

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

A fish and a human had a conversation. The conversation was not interesting because fish can't speak and the human felt awkward.

Knock knock Who's there? Carrot Carrot who? Carrot in the tree house, cause it's orange.

SCUBA is spelt S C U B A

What's the difference between Bobby and a plane? Bobby can be sexually molested.

what happened to the farm animals? They were slaughtered and their parts were sold as meat, glue and other useful materials

What's the difference between a dead baby and a man? One's tall the other's not

What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

Why did the black man skip every other step on the stairs? Because he had long legs and it was faster.

Q: How do you make a cat bark? A: Douse it in gasoline and throw it in a fire.........WOOF!!!!

An Irish man walked into a bar. He turned to the bartender and said hello. Then walked to the back booth for his lunch meeting with the heads of his highly profitable company and then went home.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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