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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why'd the duck cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock! Who's there? The duck.

How do you find a date? Look on the calendar!

Knock Knock And then I looked through the peephole and I saw it was the handyman that was going to fix my leaky sink so I opened the door

How do u bring a dead person to life? U dont.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A; On the other side was another beautiful looking chicken who he plans to marry and raise a family with.

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Your momma's so stupid that as a child she was often afraid to show her report card to her parents, for fear of their disapproval.

Why are chaos theorists so predictable? Because their arguments usually follow a logical set of points.

what does gum eat ? gum you idiot!

A man walks into a bar and asks for a shot. The bartender says ok, then hands him a pistol, then the man shoots the bartender and kills him.

what did the blind man say as he past the fish market? he asked one of the fisherman if they had any fresh catch that day and bout three tuna steaks for his wife and son

What happens when you stab yourself in the heart? You die.

Q: Why don't people like me? A: Because I smell bad and I give off a creepy vibe

what's the difference between a black man and a lift? both can raise babies, a part from the black man

Women.

A hispanic lesbian couple accidentally walk into a country western themed bar. And leave immediately as a bar is no place for their 2 year old son.

There once was a man from Nantucket But then he moved to Boston and changes his name to "man from Boston"

When life gives you lemon squeeze it in someone's face

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick

Why was the little boy crying? Because a stranger shoved explosives up his butthole.

Nobody doesn't like Sarah Lee. There are no humans, at all, anywhere in the world, who do not like Sarah Lee. None. Not even one. They do not exist in reality. Everyone likes Sarah Lee. Everyone.

What happened when a man drove up to an escort and said "want to check my bags?" The escort replied "Certainly, sir" due to the fact the escort worked at a hotel.

Q. What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? A. One's a scum-sucking bottom feeder, and the other's a highly trained professional skilled in the art of litigation.

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