Knock Knock! Who's there? Pen. Pen who? Pen is blue.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Irrelevant. The road is no place for chickens.

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What did the Beatrice do after she got kicked off of X Factor? she went to a nearby store and bought a slim jim

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Q:what did a keppy kid with a big nose say A:hi im josh Roberts

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u know y blondes and tornadoes r so alike? first theres a lot of blowing and sucking, and then u lose ur house!

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Do you know mirror has 6 letters and half of then are r's?

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*knock knock* Who's there? *Gorilla* Gorilla who? *Gorillas don't hoot, owls hoot*

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A man is on a date. His philandering causes a bitter divorce.

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Why do black people eat so much fried chicken? Because it's delicious!

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how do you find will smith in the snow? with rescue dogs

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How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? Using teamwork and coordination, each can place one foot on the seat of the stool, and using each other for balance and support, they can all stand on the stool. The fact that they are gay is prevalent.

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Why did the child get hit by a bus? He was blind.

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Why did the world not end in 2012? Because the Mayans were drunks.

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When life gives you lemons, You find a new life

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why does it suck to be a black jew you get the back of the oven

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Q: What do you call a white guy cooking a dinner? A: A chef

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a registered six affender.

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How many dead babies can fit in a dead horse 11

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Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting Doctor Interru- You have cancer.

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what did Harry Potter get for christmas? ... nothing his parents are dead !

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A Chinese man, an American man, and a Mexican man are sitting in an airplane. When the flight attendant comes by with food, the Chinese and American both opt for pretzels, while the Mexican prefers crackers and makes his selection accordingly. The three sit back and enjoy their snacks separately.

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whats white, blue, and red all over? a white guy in the ghetto

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Jimmy was skipping in the park one day when a young boy stopped him. "Hello there, would you like to be friends? We can go behind the old oak tree and play soccer!" asked the boy. "Ok!" replied Jimmy, and they went off together to play. The so-called 'young boy' was actually a wanted midget rapist. Jimmy was brutally raped and filmed. The film was later uploaded onto the internet where it blew up in a matter of weeks. Jimmy had to move schools 6 times and had to go to counselling every week. He finds it hard making friends and later went on to become a heavy cocaine addict.

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It was a dark night, I was walking home from the shops in town, The wind was whistling through my damp hair, My spine tingled and i tucked my hands under my stinking pits. I felt like someone was watching me, I walked faster the breath was warm on my kneck i turned around. It was gary glitter he pulled down my pants and gave me the best sucky i ever had. We kissed and i tasted the cheese from my knob. In all garry glitter has a giant knob

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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