- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't Steve finish his homework? He didn't want to.

I pooped my pants

Why was Rosa Parks forced to sit in the back of the bus? Every seat wsa taken, and the back was her only option

If a tree falls in the forest and nobody is around, does anyone really care?

what did the blind man say as he past the fish market? he asked one of the fisherman if they had any fresh catch that day and bout three tuna steaks for his wife and son

How do 5 gay teenagers walk? In 'One Direction"

Q: How did the black man die? A: He got hit by a car, and we all know that this is painful.

i jack off in the school bathroom #yolo -toby limbers

Why didn't Jeffrey become a butler? He did become a butler.

What's red and has a mask ? Blood, I lied about the mask.

knock knock who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill Smith, we went to high school together. Oh hey Bill, come on in.

Why did the virgin jerk until his hand was raw? He didn't have lotion.

How do you baby sit a black child? Entertain him with stimulating games to help with his cognitive growth.

So three men walk into a bar. One orders a Miller Light, the other orders a Guiness, and the third has a glass of ice water. He was the designated driver.

In soviet Russia - some people were poor.

Why did the man order fried chcken? I have twelve dead babies in my trunk.

Why did the boys uncle stop calling him? His uncle died of cancer 3 months ago.

Male penises.

A blind man walks into a bar. He didn't know there was a step and tripped loudly. Other bargoers saw this and helped him up, he was given a beer on the house.

A women in her kitchen hears a thud outside. Her husband fell off the roof.

A depressed gay illegal immigrant walks into a bar and the bartender asks why he's sad. The man replies "I'm the most unwanted man in America."

Some blind tall guy asked a rich dude about time when the rich dude looked at his klock he remembred many things in his ugly terrible life so he said to the blind guy : its 5PM

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A donkey walks into a supermarket and asks the cashier "Where are the potatoes?" The cashier replies "aisle 3" The donkey goes to aisle 3 And there are no potatoes

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