What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing.

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Pickles

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roses are scarce, violets are farse, come over here and i'll stick it up ya ar#e.

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What did the man with the knife say to the ostrich? Run or I'll stab you!

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kidnap his family.

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Why wasn't the black guy allowed into the bar? Because the bar was closed.

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There was a man on a park bench and he saw a duck fly by so he decided to go and see what it was up to. He saw that it was just going for a swim in a near by pond. He died 2 years ago of auto erotic asphyxiation because of a common fetish.

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Knock, Knock... Who's there? Your mother and I are getting a divorce.

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Now Showing: EVIL SLOTHS II "The worst death is a slow death."

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Why couldn't Bethany drive? She was 14.

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How many dead babies fit into a bathtub? 23

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Wow, so it is true, you are here the entire fucking time aren't you bitch? You and all "six billion of your followers of the dark", listen asshead, one thing is people asking ME when I FUCKING SIGN BOOKS (which does not happen all that FUCKING OFTEN!) Why I lead a fucking cult of sorts. Another one is having your goons stab me in the FUCKING EYE, and going "Oh I am like so sorry, please let me be the gayest I can be" People assaulting me because I use the "Moralman identity" IT IS MINE! My real FUCKING NAME IS NERO! I DON'T GO AROUND STEALING NOBODY`S SHIT!

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Worst joke to tell an orphan. Knock knock. Who's there. Not your parents

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Why wasn't my T.V. on? Because I didn't have a remote.

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What is pretty, has big tits, talks like a guy, and has a dick? Your mom giving me a handjob.

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A black man walks into a Ku Klux Klan meeting.

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Im So Hood... That When I go Shopping, I Buy Sweatshirts with Hoods

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Why isn;t the square root of peanut butter very athletic?.Actually, peanut butter isn't a mathematical equation nor does it have the necessary chemical make-up, physical properties or the biological construct that is required for it to be able to be considered athletic, stupid. You now have a inoperable tumor at the base of your spine. And I fucked your dad and shat in his mouth. Also, the cure for leukemia is my diarrhoea, you faggot.

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A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

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What did the man with cancer do? Die

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Why did the child get hit by a bus? He was blind.

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im the real danny hamilton you stupid asshole

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How old is victor? Old

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What did the autistic child say to the doctor? Nothing. His condition is so severe that he is mute and may never talk for the rest of his life.

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