- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call the twin towers? An airport

Why did the cat cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

Why did the baby die? Because he was shot in the hea repeatedly

A white man wakes up in the middle of the night and sees a black burglar trying to steal his hard earned possessions that he slaved many hours for, being a man who enjoyed living a man of luxury and hates people of foreign nature who steal his things said to him. " get out"

What is large, white, and can't climb trees? A refrigerator.

What's the difference between a jazz musician and a cheese pizza? A cheese pizza is a food and a jazz musician is a person.

Whats green and looks like eggs? Green eggs.

whats at the end of the rainbow? Purple

A hipster gets summoned for jury duty. The case is solved promptly and everyone goes home happy.

whats long and green? weed

What's funnier than a dead baby? A lot of things, because a dead baby isn't funny at all.

Why did the Mexican cross the river? For an opportunity at a better life for himself and his loved ones.

What do you call a duck In Africa ? Screwed

Whats long, hard, and has cum in it? Cucumber

Why did the black lady yell? She was being raped.

Halts Maul Reid. Das ist, was ich rede.

fack me in the ace! CC

What's black and bleeding? Who cares?

Why was the little boy crying? Because a stranger shoved explosives up his butthole.

Nobody doesn't like Sarah Lee. There are no humans, at all, anywhere in the world, who do not like Sarah Lee. None. Not even one. They do not exist in reality. Everyone likes Sarah Lee. Everyone.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A; On the other side was another beautiful looking chicken who he plans to marry and raise a family with.

What happened to the Californian who drove off into the sunset. He died. You can't drive in the ocean.

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