Woman rights.

I like my women how I like my salad. Without a penis.

What is worse than eating shoxy poulet.? Nothing

fack me in the ace! CC

What's the difference between a muffin and a scone? One's a muffin.

Q: What time do you see a Chinese dentist? A: Never because China has a flawed healthcare system due to overpopulation. It is a sad and sobering reality of the plight of the Chinese citizens.

What's the difference between an ostridge? It can neither fly.

Why did the man bring the computer to the doctor because it had a virus

what dog doesnt have teeth? A horse.

your mumma so fat she ate a horse and she still had room for dinner

What did Little Jojo get for Hanukah? Nothing he is Muslim.

how do you get a baby to stop swinging from a fan whack it with a shovel

Boss: Do you know what lazy means? Employer: Yes, adopting a child.

Why was the monkey sad? Because somebody stole his banana. Why was the monkey happy? Because your parents are dead.

What is the difference between Boyscouts and Jews? Boyscouts come home from camp.

An 8 year old, a 9 year old, and jerry sandusky walk into a shower...

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not doing your Webtime on a Friday!!

What happens to the man with cancer He dies Because the pharmaceutical company wanted to profit off a synthetic drug equal to marijuana

Blonde: I'm sad. Brunette: Why? Blonde: I walked into a bar just to see my boyfriend having a drink with another woman, Brunette: I'm so sorry,

1:Nice comeback. 2: If I wanted my cum back, I would get it off your mom's face

Knock knock. Who's there? Louis. Louis? Go away!!! Your jokes are so bad! Geez, you guys really don't like me. GET OUT!!! (Door slams; Louis shuffles away with a sad look on his face) -Louis

Women's sports.

What's grey and can't fly? A Parking Lot.

What's the difference between a black man and and a bag of crap? A lot, but mostly the bag

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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