- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How to do you kill a blonde? Various methods, most effective of which is firing squad

Q: What dosent a Jew and a pizza have in commen? A: The pizza dosent scream when you put it in the oven.

roses are red violets are blue i suck at poems show me your boobs

What do you call 500,000 white guys jumping out of a plane? There's no such thing. 500,000 people can't fit onto one plane.

So a seal walks into a club..

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. What about the vampires?

What did the college student say after he failed his test? He didn't say anything, he was a mute.

How did the blonde girl get pregnant? Her boyfriend used a condom left in his pants and then was washed. Making it defective and causing her her to become pregnant.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Look at that bitches asss!!

Q:Why do people not live forever? A: Because they die dumbass.

Knock, Knock Who's There? (Silence) Wondering who was there, the man opened the door, to find a baby in a basket in front of him.

Why couldn't Mike answer the phone on time? On his way to the phone he was shot and killed.

What do Alexander the Great and Kermit the Frog have in common? Their middle name.

Justin Bieber is a good singer.

Why was the little boy late to church? He was getting raped by the priest. ....the priest was late too.

Cleveland winning something

A little boy starts to be followed by a man in a large white van. They come across an intersection, the boy turns left, and the man turns right.

why did the bear fall out of the tree? the bear got shot

Whats the difference between babies and basketballs? You cant unload a truck of basketballs with a pitchfork.

What's green and gets people high? A green helicopter

what did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede!

What is funny about a child with down syndrome? Nothing.

what did the blind deaf mute boy get for christmas? some nice presents.

What has 3 legs? An abnormal human.

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