Roses are red Violets are blue The sky is blue too

Where did the moon get its degree? Unfortunately, they haven't installed any colleges for planetary satellites yet.

Ching Chong Chinaman is sitting on a wall. People make fun of his name because it is so unusual.

why do blonds write TGIF toes go in first

Q: What time do you see a Chinese dentist? A: Never because China has a flawed healthcare system due to overpopulation. It is a sad and sobering reality of the plight of the Chinese citizens.

Women's rights.

i cant think of one.

roses are red violets are blue no one likes raisen bran except your mom

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

Kenneth kaniff takes his hat off then he meets cosmic panda with kevin the zebra because chuck norris ate a chili pepper.

What did the dog say to the cat? "Bark."

what's more funny then being raped? not being a minority!

Stevie Wonder: Did you see the new piano I got from pepsi? Me: no.... Stevie Wonder: Neither did I...........

On Friday the 13th,I had one of those dreams of when you go to school in your underwear. I then realised it wasn't a dream.

Whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? One is blonde and one is brunette.

why did the boy drown? because water entered his lungs and suffocated him.

Your mother is so stupid that she has an IQ score that is much lower than the average person.

If i could rearrange the alphabet, i'd put my penis in your mouth

What's green has eight legs, and would kill you of it fell on you from the top of a tree? A Billiard table

What do you get if you buy a big mac with a ten pound note? Change.

Wat is brown and sticky? A stick

How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen take? Enough to kill Two and a Half Men.

LOL May Wong

What's the worste part about alzheimer's disease? You forgot you have AIDS.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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