Q: What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christimas? A: Cancer.

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keep your eye off me if you dont look at me, how do you know i looked at you? there is a mirror

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What happened to the boy who cried wolf? He was brutally raped and killed, Inglewood is really not a place you want your children growing up.

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Why shouldn't you ask Lebron James for change for a dollar? Because in the year 2013 Lebron will tear his ACL and will never able to play the game again. He then won't be able to land a job because he never finished college. After being unable to land a job, he then develops an expensive crack addiction. His house gets foreclosed, and he becomes broke. And is then a homeless broke man who does not even have 4 quarters to his name.

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Why was Ray Charles always smiling? He was Happy

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And love is, bein' the owner of a company that makes rape whistles and even though you started the company with good intentions trying to reduce the rate of rape, now you don't wanna reduce it at all cuz if the rape rate declines you'll see an equal decline in whistle sales. Without rapists, who's gonna buy your whistles? Who's gonna buy your whistles? Love is all about whistles.

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WNBA

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Jersey Shore

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What's worse than losing the remote Finding it in your ass hole

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What starts with P and ends with O-R-N Porn.

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Q: How do you confuse a blonde? A: Tell her something that doesn't make any sense at all.

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"Knock Knock" "Whose there?" "It's who's." The grammar nazi has struck again.

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What is white and tastes like cotton candy? Jizz

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Why did the man fall off the cliff? I pushed him????????

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A blonde and a brunette both starred in a TV show.. It was called Beavis and Butthead.

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Why did the rabbit jump? Because that's what rabbits do.

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Why didn't Jimmy go to school? Because his school was nuked.

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what do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names...

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my garage.

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Alex Eggbert

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why did the plane crash? because fenton was driving it..."THE DEER HAD TO DIE"

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cool story bro. tell it again. tell it at a party.

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A Mexican walks up to a fence in Texas and watches as the police take away his next door neighbor for tax evasion.

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The Tiarajudens is a Permian land-walrus.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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