What has two legs, takes away your money, and causes depression? A Democrat.

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i was raised in a bad family. i was the youngest and i was abused then i died three years back. then i died again and then i died again then i died again then again then i LIVED but then i died again then i died again then i died again then i died again

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I work for a Jewish Carpenter. He pays me minimum wage.

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What's the difference between a woman with an IQ of 160, and a man who is mentally challenged? Although being a much easier potential victim, no one has raped the mentally challenged man.. yet.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

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What's up brah brah

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Its a bird! No, it's a plane! Oh... so it is.

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Knock Knock? Who's There? Not a Jehovah's Witness, let me in!

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how come so many people die every year due to starvation? They don't have enough food and there aren't nearly enough spider monkeys in North America.

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A man walks into a bar and says "hey, it's me!". Turns out that wasn't him.

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What's green,has 4 legs and lives in a tree? A pool table

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knock knock! who's there? a fat salesperson here to deliver your supplements

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How many cows say moo? All of them

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What did the polar bear say when he walked into a sauna? Absolutely nothing because he was a polar bear. I mean seriously, did I even have to ask? Everyone should know that a polar bear is an animal and he wouldn't say anything. If he did it would most likely be a growl or a roar. If you believed that he would have said something you obviously didn't pass the first grade. I finish with the fact that a polar bear would not survive in a sauna because they are accustomed to cold clima I guess this was just a waste of time.

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When someone throws a rock at you What do you say? A:Oww

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stevie wonder watched a movie yesterday

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How many Jews does it take to fix a light bulb? Four, one to take the light bulb out, one to put a new in, one to hold the ladder, and one to hold the guy holding the ladder

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What's the square root of 69 Jimmy? Square root of 69 is 8 something right? Cus I've been trying to work it out oh. Jimmy! It's 8.306623863 >.

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Erica is so sexy i want to hump her

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69

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A man walks into a bar, and says ouch.

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Roses are grey, violets are grey, I am color blind.

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Busted? What the hell is going on?

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