whats worse then girls playing sport ? girls cutting grass

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What's black and has been free since the 1700's? What? I don't know, i was asking you.

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It was nice knowing you Erron, it really was.

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Blue fish occasionally consume large amopunts of the insides of oak trees.

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What's the square root of 69 Jimmy? Square root of 69 is 8 something right? Cus I've been trying to work it out oh. Jimmy! It's 8.306623863 >.

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Doctor doctor, I came here as quickly as possible, it was just the nearest place I could find. My dog he... he's panting and bleeding and I don't know what to do I think he's dying and I just want him to hold on... Please... Well then go to a vet you stupid shit.

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Why couldn't the mexican feed his family? Because a large percent of mexican immigrants in the United States do not have jobs due to dicrimination against illegal immigrants crossing the soutern border, thus rendering them more vunerable to unemployment is that is vastly present in the United States.

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i was raised in a bad family. i was the youngest and i was abused then i died three years back. then i died again and then i died again then i died again then again then i LIVED but then i died again then i died again then i died again then i died again

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What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, she's already been told twice.

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When life throws you melons you might be dyslexic.

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Knock Knock? Who's There? Not a Jehovah's Witness, let me in!

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

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what do a plane and a mouse have in common? nothing

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An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have a pleasant evening as they talk to each other about their day over a relaxing drink.

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What has two legs and is covered in red. Half a dog.

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I'm innocent its all Taggart he's the one instigating.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted to get away from KFC, which was directly behind him.

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a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

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Why did the mushroom get invited to the party? He is a fun-gi!!

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What did the Priest say to the Rabbi? Nothing. The Priest was mute and the Rabbi was deaf.

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i jack off in the school bathroom #yolo -toby limbers

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What the small boy with no arms or legs get fro christmas???? cancer

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it.

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