What's the difference between a black man and and a bag of crap? A lot, but mostly the bag

What's grey and can't fly? A Parking Lot.

Knock Knock Who's there? I bought a Jeep

What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocost

Whats better than 24? 25.

roses are cows violets are oranges im mental are you too

Roses are red, Violets are red, Daises are red, holy crap my garden is on fire.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not doing your Webtime on a Friday!!

What happens to the man with cancer He dies Because the pharmaceutical company wanted to profit off a synthetic drug equal to marijuana

An 8 year old, a 9 year old, and jerry sandusky walk into a shower...

Blonde: I'm sad. Brunette: Why? Blonde: I walked into a bar just to see my boyfriend having a drink with another woman, Brunette: I'm so sorry,

What is the difference between Boyscouts and Jews? Boyscouts come home from camp.

1:Nice comeback. 2: If I wanted my cum back, I would get it off your mom's face

Knock knock. Who's there? Louis. Louis? Go away!!! Your jokes are so bad! Geez, you guys really don't like me. GET OUT!!! (Door slams; Louis shuffles away with a sad look on his face) -Louis

Women's sports.

Whats green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A golf course

we all know sammi has a penis

Roses are red, Violets are blue when I saw you what the heel are you

Roses are orange Violets are grey I love penguins Damn Jews

Why do babies cry on airplanes? Because gay people are getting married.

why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the retard's house *knock knock* who's there? the chicken

John and Mary had never met. They were like two hummingbirds who had also never met.

Why did the baby cry? Because his parents dropped him on his head.

Why didn't Steve finish his homework? He didn't want to.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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