- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? "THE chicken" indicates a definite article, you really would have to specify which chicken you're talking about so i can identify whether i was there at the given moment that the chicken tried to cross the road and to ask it his reason for attempting it.

Whats fuzzy and greenand if it falls from a tree it will kill you? A pool table.

What goes up and does not come down? Why the hell ask me.

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What happened when john pelted susie with a rock? she had a temporary concusion, needed eight stitches and John was grounded

If you have 24 hours to live what would u choose to do? I would choose to take stander ised testing b/c it feels like it's forever.

Why can't a black guy be the King of England? He's not in line for it.

Q: What do you call a bunch of blondes standing ear to ear? A: A wind tunnel!

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There were two ducks in a bathtub. One duck says to the other, "Pass me the soap" The other duck replies, "What do i look like, a toaster?"

How long will it take for a dog to paint a color wheel? I don't know.

What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they've may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

If you stretch all your skin out in a line, you will die of blood loss or possible infection

A man walks into a bar. He pulls out a knife, shoots the bar tender, and then kills himself.

Why shouldn't you play poker in the woods? Due to the stereotypical lack of human population in such an area, it would be excruciatingly difficult to find a partner with which to play competitive card games. I suggest trying solitaire instead.

what do you get when you cross an African with a Rhinoceros? A rhinoceros.

Q: How many years does it take for a deer to grow into a moose? A: 7

whats the difference between a dog and a cat? ones a dog.

What's the difference between a cat and a dog? Dogs taste better in stews.

What's worse than having AIDS. Being Black.

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