what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile "robin, get in the batmobile"

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A mother and her kid are in a park: Kid: Why did the chicken go to jail? Mother: Because the chicken killed your father... Now we are broke living in a park and I'm gonna kill myself at noon, and so are you. Kid: I'm not doing that, and neither are you and Daddies over their! The dad is a zombie, this is the beginning of the zombie apocalypses. THE END!!! PUPPIES!!!!!!!!!

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Follow the Yellow brick road, follow the yellow brick road........except it's not yellow.

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Somewhere over the rainbow.... Is land.

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Did you hear about the red ship and the blue ship that collided? The two ships suffered major damageand sank, killing over 100 people. The families of the passengers mourned their loss.

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Why did the fat lady poop on my knee? Because i'm thirsty.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your neighbour. My neighbour who? Timothy, welcome to the neighbourhood!

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Moral below, I understand you are one of us, but you are not supposed to act when I, your leader is spreading the message, if you want to risk harming the fundation behind your status as a shadow and its benefits, I suggest you cease signing your comments with moral. Moral the friendly neighbourhood r*pist: "Ruining the fundation behind the life of your choosing, will always end up ruining your chance to live and act freely, if you are a true shadow, then you will follow and obey"

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Billy. Billy who? Billy your next door neighbor, I need to borrow some sugar. Ok, come in.

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Yo mamas so fat that she decided to get a gastric bypass to help lose the weight.

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Q: Why can't dinosaurs talk? A: Because they are all dead.

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why did the white man jump out of the car? because the car was crashing

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Yo momma's so fat, she had a heart attack and is currently hospitalized.

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Dad, if I say shit or somethin... Dad: FALCOWN PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANCH!

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I walked into an elevator with Ray Rice...

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What are pirate movies rated ? P.g 13 for violence and coarse language.

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? Nothing really

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I saw a mexican drowning and saved him... as my screensaver ;)

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A Kid goes to Band Camp and comes back distinctly better at the Trumpet.

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What's black, blue and smells like fish? A dead penguin.

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A black man, an arabic man, and a hispanic man are all in a car, who is driving? The black man.

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dead battery come on down

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Why did Billy go into the white van? Because his parents came to pick him up from school.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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