What is pretty, has big tits, talks like a guy, and has a dick? Your mom giving me a handjob.

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A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

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Why isn;t the square root of peanut butter very athletic?.Actually, peanut butter isn't a mathematical equation nor does it have the necessary chemical make-up, physical properties or the biological construct that is required for it to be able to be considered athletic, stupid. You now have a inoperable tumor at the base of your spine. And I fucked your dad and shat in his mouth. Also, the cure for leukemia is my diarrhoea, you faggot.

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mark is mark

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Four rats are smoking in an alley. One rat turns to another and comments, "These are some fine smokes. Where'd ya score these?" The rat holding the pack of Menthols replies, "Off a' Fred." He points to a rotting whale carcass in the road. The other rats are horrified. "How did a whale die in the street?!," they squeak. "He didn't. He died on the beach."

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How to you kill two birds with one stone? You use a precision hunting rifle to mortally wound two flying birds, then put them on a platform and break their skulls with one rock. Separately.

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Im So Hood... That When I go Shopping, I Buy Sweatshirts with Hoods

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A black man walks into a Ku Klux Klan meeting.

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im the real danny hamilton you stupid asshole

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What did the man with cancer do? Die

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What white and black and red all over? The wife who refused to report that her husband abused her.

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Holy fuckfarts! I did mention I am at my mothers place right? What am I saying? What am I typing? Marry me now!

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how do u make an infant cry? hit it in the face with a full grown salmon.

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Butt Sex.

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Knock Knock! The man inside chooses not to answer the door and the caller walks away.

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What do you call a black doctor? A doctor you racist

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How old is victor? Old

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What did the autistic child say to the doctor? Nothing. His condition is so severe that he is mute and may never talk for the rest of his life.

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What goes up and does not come down? Why the hell ask me.

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Womans profesional lacrosse

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69

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If you stretch all your skin out in a line, you will die of blood loss or possible infection

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What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they've may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

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