Roses are red Violets are blue We cant have sex I have ED

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ask me if im a tree! NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Stevie Wonder: Did you see the new piano I got from pepsi? Me: no.... Stevie Wonder: Neither did I...........

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Jim: "Hey guess what" Bill: "What" Jim: "George Bush got reelected" *Bill proceeds to throw himself into the Atlantic Ocean.*

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Why did Eduardo cross the road. The same reason he crossed the border.

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Knock knock. "Who's there?" I am deaf. "I am deaf who?" What?

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what's the difference between a black man and a lift? both can raise babies, a part from the black man

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Two men walk in to a bar, one buys a beer. The second receives a phone call and leaves.

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guys ive got a TANK under my house a septic tank

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if I was a girl I would be touching my self everywhere if I was a girl as a boy I would make a diffrence in poltics but thats not gonna happen.

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Why'd humpty dumpy fall of the wall? Someone threw a fridge at him

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What is the answer to number 7 on the test? Time for you to get a watch.

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Why were Jews discriminated against for thousands of years? They weren't supposed to. Jews are people just like you and me. And for every ignorant person out there that hates Jews, you better watch your back because God is watching you.

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So i can type anything in this box and it shows up on the website?

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Why doesn't the South Pole war veteran remember the name of his child? He is a penguin and could care less about naming his children. Why doesn't the penguin on the North Pole remember the name of his child? There are no penguins on the North Pole.

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A dislexic man walks into a bra. He then proceeds to enjoy the breasts that he has stumbled upon.p

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Why did Kelly never see Wass? cus she never looked in right places !!!

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Two men walk into a bar. The bar was being robbed. They were both shot in the confusion.

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bitches be crafty.

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How did the black man get to work this morning? He didn't. He had been struggling with depression and finally this morning, he committed suicide.

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A germaphobe is in a room full of sick people. He leaves.

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A white guy, a hispanic guy, and asian, a black guy, a philipiean guy, and a wait what am i doing?

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How did the blonde burn her ear? In a terrible accident involving molten lava.

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