trumpy trumpy trump

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Why did Sam have no friends? Because he was dead.

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So two cannibals are eating a clown. Cannibal one: Does this taste funny to you? Cannibal two: Considering that this man was a clown he must have been in poverty so he resulted to being an alcoholic and maybe over dosed on over the counter drugs. Cannibal one: Thank you for that reasonable answer.

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Some people like melon and others like soup.

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Why couldn't the drunken man walk in a straight line? Because someone shot him in the face.

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What has 3 legs? An abnormal human.

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knock, knock! who`s there? it`s me ! who me? yes!

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How do you get a dog to obey your rules?¿¿? Threaten to beat it with a rod!¡!

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Roses are red Violets are blue Roses can also be white And violets can also be purple

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What's the difference between jam and jelly? Jam is slightly more viscous and may contain bits of fruit.

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No, we got to speak now, or you know, never.

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What's one thing good about cancer? (make them guess) Nothing you fricking prick!

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Let's see how many dislikes this can get!

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Why was 6 afraid of seven? Seven brutally abused and raped 6 as a child.

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Q: What's worse than being forced to eat your veggies? A: Being forced to kill your parents with a carrot.

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"How come dinosaurs don't talk?" " I don't know. Why?" " Because they're dead."

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Bumper Sticker: I Brake for Stop Signs

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I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one animal there and it was a dog. It was a shitzoo

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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How do you get three Canadians out of a pool? Say "Hey guys time to get out of the pool."

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Q: I have 2 dogs. Why? A: I like dogs

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knock knock zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz knock knock zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz knock kock ding dong ding di-ding dong zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz sigh weeeeeeeeeewooooooooooooooooo zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz hey yo wake up zzz-oh-huh-what-whos there i've been yelling for like five minutes oh sorry jim will you let me in already all right

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and an Orca Whale walk into a local eatery to discuss what is on their mind. The Priest says he is proud that even though their community is comprised of people residing in many different religions, they still work together to strive for a better tomorrow. The Rabbi nods his head in agreement,he states that he is proud of all the hard working men in their community that are willing to make sacrifices for the needy. The Orca Whale also nods in agreement and pauses for a moment to think while he insight-fully gleams at his two other friends. The Mighty Orca Whale then contributes to the conversation by saying eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrr!

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What is Lil Wayne's first name? Wayne

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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