What happened to the lady with cancer?? She got shot!!

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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Q: What's bigger than a volcano? A: Earth

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Why did Suzy fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzy.

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A man walks into a doctors and says 'Doctor, Doctor, I have a bad stomach ache' Upon hearing this, the doctor writes the man a prescription for medication and wishes him a swift recovery.

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why did the mexican cross the road? To get into America. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was on its way to warn everyone that the sky was falling Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass. Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? cause he's Chuck Norris. Why did the man get a check in the mail every month? Cause he's black Why did Obama Cross the road? Cause he lost control of congress

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What did the general say before the soldiers got in the tank? Get in the tank

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Roses are red Violates are blue Go to hell I hate you

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What is the difference between a mustache, and a pile of dead babies? Mustaches disgust me.

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How do you wake up lady gaga? Set an alarm for an appropriate time

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What is funny about a child with down syndrome? Nothing.

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Hello

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When we was Antarctica and it was cold we would huddles arounds a candles. What did we do when it was colder? We lit the candle,

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Who can make 50 iPads in 1 hour? An Asian

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Women's rights

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what do you call a cow with no legs? ground beef

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Why did the chicken eat fried chicken? Because fried chicken is so good! Kelvin Yang.

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what happened to the boy that walked down the street he got hit by a falling street light

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Do you know what's not right? Left.

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A priest walks past a mailbox with the number 666 on it. Nothing happens, because it is an ordinary mailbox.

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How old is your mom? Old.

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What did the farmer say when he didn't like his tractor? Man, i don't like this tractor

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knock knock whos there a boy a boy who ? oh, sorry he just got hit by a train.

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Q: What is wrong on many different levels? A: Rape on an elevator.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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