- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the general say before the soldiers got in the tank? Get in the tank

Roses are red Violates are blue Go to hell I hate you

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I dont have a Ferrari in my garage.

What is the difference between a mustache, and a pile of dead babies? Mustaches disgust me.

How do you wake up lady gaga? Set an alarm for an appropriate time

What is funny about a child with down syndrome? Nothing.

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When we was Antarctica and it was cold we would huddles arounds a candles. What did we do when it was colder? We lit the candle,

Who can make 50 iPads in 1 hour? An Asian

Why did the chicken eat fried chicken? Because fried chicken is so good! Kelvin Yang.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting cancer from a horse.

what do you call a cow with no legs? ground beef

Women's rights

what happened to the boy that walked down the street he got hit by a falling street light

Do you know what's not right? Left.

How old is your mom? Old.

A priest walks past a mailbox with the number 666 on it. Nothing happens, because it is an ordinary mailbox.

What did the farmer say when he didn't like his tractor? Man, i don't like this tractor

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knock knock whos there a boy a boy who ? oh, sorry he just got hit by a train.

Q: What is wrong on many different levels? A: Rape on an elevator.

A duck walks into a bar.... Animal control is swiftly called and the duck is relocated to a nearby park.

Jeff goes to the store, Helen Keller.

What's brown and smells like poop? A monkey.

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