Q. What does McDonald's and Michael Jackson have in common? A. They both stick their meat in 13 year old buns.

your mamas so fat her weight is 3.14 without the decimal

What's faster than a black man with a TV? Light.

Roses are red, tires are black, why is your chest as flat as your back!

What's the most racist thing ever... Manhattan

What time is it? Ask chuck Norris! Gosh!!

justin bieber

What does it take to write a good joke? A punchline

Knock Knock. Who's there. To. To who. To whom.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was being taken to the slaughter house

What do you call someone who kills their own children? Casey Anthony

they say that if you commit suicide, you have done nothing wrong. does that mean hitler did nothing wrong?

What is blue and looks like a bucket? A blue bucket

Man 1: Nock-nock Man 2: Please leave my place of residence

What's the difference between watermelon and baby? I don't eat watermelon.

What do you call a white guy surrounded by 5 black guys? D-12.

What's the difference between a Justin Beiber concert and a hedgehog? With a hedgehog, the pricks are on the outside, but in a Justin Beiber concert, the pricks are on the inside.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

Whats better than sitting here writing anti jokes? Sitting in ENGLISH and writing anti jokes. Shoutout to Link Deas

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse does not respond because it is a horse, thus lacking cognitive capacity to speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and promptly defecates on the floor then gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few chairs and tables.

A man walks into a bar and says "Ow".

Why did the gecko cross the road.... Because he saw great deals on car insurance!!!

What do u call a black man playing a jumping sport? I don't know but it is totally normal.

Why was the bear rushing home after work? Because he was late for dinner.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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