what did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede!

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why are you people on anti-joke? BECAUSE you have NO LIFE !

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Wanna hear a joke? Once upon a time, there was a successful Mexican.

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What do you call a Fish without the I? Astyanax mexicanus, or the Blind Cave variant of the Mexican tetra

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You know what is funny about r.ape? Nothing. It's horror

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Some people like melon and others like soup.

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Ask if I'm a aardvark. Are you a aardvark? Yes.

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What do you call a baby in a blender? Child abuse.

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Whats the difference between babies and basketballs? You cant unload a truck of basketballs with a pitchfork.

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There are three types of people in this world: The stupid. And the ones that can't count.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple Finding multiple worms in your apple

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Why do black people eat so much fried chicken? Because it's delicious!

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What did the children in India eat for dinner?

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two elderly men were sitting in the sun discussing their lives. The first man says "my life was horrible as I had to walk to work uphill in the snow with no boots on a daily basis" The second man looks at the first and replies "you know why my life was horrible?.. I was born a jewish man in Germany during the second world war and was injustly judged and harrassed nearly to death on a daily basis"

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What's one thing good about cancer? (make them guess) Nothing you fricking prick!

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Q: I have 2 dogs. Why? A: I like dogs

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My name is actually Nero by the way, or Neron, which means black, have you ever played Mortal Kombat? There is a character there Named Erron Black, which is a total pun on that, there is also a character named Boraicho which drinks constantly while Borracho means drunkard in Spanish so yeah, Erron Black is simply an anagram for Nero Black, or rather Neron Black... Anyway, now that we got your brain nice and confused, I can increase the effect with OVER NINE THOUSAND! So your pictures "remastered" on photoshop or something?

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Why do firemen wear red suspenders? If they didn't, their turnout gear would not effectively protect them from flames.

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Why was the man late for work? Because he slept in.

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knock knock who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill Smith, we went to high school together. Oh hey Bill, come on in.

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What's sad about the Holocaust? well i don't know ,it may or may not have anything to do with you and cause absolutely no sad emotions toward the subject. I for one don't care.........

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What did the mother get her blonde daughter for her birthday? A flower on her tombstone.

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Whats green and looks like eggs? Green eggs.

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Why did the baby die? Because he was shot in the hea repeatedly

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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