- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man say to his wife at the funeral. Nothing, he was dead

Why did the man follow the law? He didn't want to get arrested

NASA sent a probe to Uranus and wondered why people were laughing.

Q. what did the kid say to his foreign language teacher about the test? A: i dont understand this test, its like in a complete different language

It smells like triangles in here.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. So was my son after I beat him to death.

shammmm is a lesbian.

when i start seeing A TON of black people what does that mean? im color blind

Why did the boy like watching NASCAR? He didnt because he was a fish and a secret Soviet spy

When someone throws a rock at you What do you say? A:Oww

Doctor doctor, I came here as quickly as possible, it was just the nearest place I could find. My dog he... he's panting and bleeding and I don't know what to do I think he's dying and I just want him to hold on... Please... Well then go to a vet you stupid shit.

So in Jimmy's school if u are misbehaving u are asked to get out of the room. Jimmy was in science, and he was throwing paper a bunch. Then his science teacher says, "Jimmy, do u wanna go out?" Jimmy replies "No thanks, I'm 14 and i have a girlfriend." That's how Jimmy got detention.

How do you know if your teacher is gay? Ask him if he is gay.

we sat at the table and began to say graceme my sister, me and my mom we bowed our heads and closed our eyes and said grace we lifted our heads and opend our eyes and the food was gone my mom was gone and the chocolate in my pocket was gone (i wonder who did it lol)

An Irish man walks into a bar. He then sits down and enjoys his favorite drink.

knock knock come in

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did the British person go to the dentist? He had a poor diet which led to him getting cavities

What's stronger than then the love of a mother and her child? A semi-truck

What the small boy with no arms or legs get fro christmas???? cancer

What happens when you throw a green stone into the red sea? It gets wet.

How did the mexicans get to the United States of America? By plane.

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