Give a man a fish, feed him for a week. Teach a man to fish, he'll starve to death. Provide this man a fishing rod, and now finally you're doing something helpful.

yo mamma's so stupid, she is not that smart.

A baby seal walks into a club.... Oh....

Why did the virgin jerk until his hand was raw? He didn't have lotion.

Chuck Norris doesn't do pushups, his personal trainer designed a regiment for him that didn't involve them.

your mama is so greasy she should go take a bath

If a tree falls in the forest and nobody is around, does anyone really care?

Lady Gaga didn't have anything to wear to the playboy party.

one swipe, i call this one the cinderella story if you HAH! know what i mean, Paul....are you ok?....nooo...., you know the lettuce in antarctica is pretty questionable

How do 5 gay teenagers walk? In 'One Direction"

A man made a sandwich.

a man is having trouble getting onto the internet on his home computer. so he he calls a computer technician to help him. \

what does gum eat ? gum you idiot!

Why dont you ever see black people at night? Because the majority of people sleep during the night, including the african americans

why was tommy so sad?............because he had a frog stapled to his face.

A man accidentally forgets his daughter at a Sizzler

Q: How did the black man die? A: He got hit by a car, and we all know that this is painful.

A black man in a country bar.

A depressed gay illegal immigrant walks into a bar and the bartender asks why he's sad. The man replies "I'm the most unwanted man in America."

How do you tell identical twins apart? You can't. They look identical.

So three men walk into a bar. One orders a Miller Light, the other orders a Guiness, and the third has a glass of ice water. He was the designated driver.

How do you get a fat man to drop a brownie? Make fun of him until he kills himself, and then drops the brownie.

Male penises.

What's the difference between watermelon and baby? I don't eat watermelon.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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