my friend is gay hes gay

Why did the chicken cross the road? Mind your own business.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kidnap his family.

1 friend request facebook: ignore. Nuff said

what did the jewish kid get for his birthday......Striped pajamas

Knock, Knock Who's there ? So So who? No, So Lee

Micheal Jackson walks into a bar?

What do you call a middle-aged man at a preschool? A teacher.

Wy did the chicken?

What is worse than a bunch of babies stapled to a tree? A bunch of trees stapled to a baby.

What do a bench and a mexican have in common? (don't worry it's not racist) You'll find both in a park. (I lied)

Why can't Abraham Lincoln lie? Because he is dead.

A man looks both ways before crossing the street he gets hit by an airplane

How are contortionists so flexible? They stretch.

no pen = no studying no studying = bad grades bad grades = no job no job = no money no money = no food no food = death DON'T LOSE YOUR PEN

What did the blind lawyer say to the doctor? We're both lawyers!

Q: what did a kid in harlem get for christmas? A: nothing he got shot

Why did the black kid fail his math test? Because he had down syndrome

Q: What do you do when your friend tells you he murdered someone? A: Call the police.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. It was a dead monkey.

so dont touch it.

How long did it take azaha to have a shit? Nine months

Knock knock --Come in.

What did the priest say to Jesus when he revealed himself on Christmas morning? Happy birthday

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