How do you confuse and idiot? Purple.

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Well educated black man.

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Q: What's worse than dropping your phone in water? A: Throwing water at your phone.

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A man using Apple Maps walks into a bar. Or maybe a hospital... or possibly a church.

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Why didn't the Irishman want to drink anymore? Because he wasn't thirsty.

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Think of your favorite joke. Thats so weird! Thats exactly the same as this joke!

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Joe Alfon walkes into hell, The devil say: " hi" And joe burns to death

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Yo mama so dumb, she studied for a blood test.

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Why did i write this? I was bored

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Why did the mother cross the road? To find her dead baby that was hit the night before.

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Tim and Eric

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why did the dentist quit his job because he had saved up enough money for his retirement

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Did you hear about the guy that came out the closet while at school? Yeah, Dylan Hodge is a dick.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter what you call it, he isn't coming. Posted By: Lram

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Dyslexic devil worshippers sell their souls to Santa

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What do a Jew and a Vegan have in common? They both won't eat pork products.

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YA MAM, is a very nice person

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This is an anti joke. Please make it the bestest and most well likeded one on this site.

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Why didn't the cheese buy a house plant? Cheese is nonliving and therefore cannot earn money, thus preventing cheese from buying houseplants.

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Why did Pamela Anderson cross the road? To meet me.

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Q: Imagine you are driving a boat, and the wheel falls off. So how many pancakes can you fit in that box? A: None, because the oranges couldn't talk.

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This one sucks!

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So a white president,a mexican president, and a black president,are on a plane and its going down. The white president wishes he was a dove, and he flies away to safety. Then the mexican president wishes he was an eagle and he flies away to safety. Then the black president falls out the plane and says o s**t and turns into poop.

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What did the rednecks say when they saw the bat? Ma, I'm afraid this is the Myotis Sodalis, or Indian Bat. It is an endangered species. Thus, we cannot shoot it.

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