- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the worst part of a 4 blacks hanging from a tree? They were only children

So there was a blond, a brunette, and a red-head. They walked out of the salon very happy with their respective dye jobs.

Think of your favorite joke. Thats so weird! Thats exactly the same as this joke!

Joe Alfon walkes into hell, The devil say: " hi" And joe burns to death

Why didn't the Irishman want to drink anymore? Because he wasn't thirsty.

Yo mama so dumb, she studied for a blood test.

A man using Apple Maps walks into a bar. Or maybe a hospital... or possibly a church.

Q: What's worse than dropping your phone in water? A: Throwing water at your phone.

How do you confuse and idiot? Purple.

Well educated black man.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter what you call it, he isn't coming. Posted By: Lram

Dyslexic devil worshippers sell their souls to Santa

What do a Jew and a Vegan have in common? They both won't eat pork products.

YA MAM, is a very nice person

Did you hear about the guy that came out the closet while at school? Yeah, Dylan Hodge is a dick.

why did the dentist quit his job because he had saved up enough money for his retirement

Why did i write this? I was bored

Why did the mother cross the road? To find her dead baby that was hit the night before.

Tim and Eric

This is an anti joke. Please make it the bestest and most well likeded one on this site.

Why didn't the cheese buy a house plant? Cheese is nonliving and therefore cannot earn money, thus preventing cheese from buying houseplants.

Why did Pamela Anderson cross the road? To meet me.

Q: Imagine you are driving a boat, and the wheel falls off. So how many pancakes can you fit in that box? A: None, because the oranges couldn't talk.

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