- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

What's the difference between a woman with an IQ of 160, and a man who is mentally challenged? Although being a much easier potential victim, no one has raped the mentally challenged man.. yet.

Why did the mushroom get invited to the party? He is a fun-gi!!

Q: What's brown and sticky? A: Anal

Ham sandwich

what do you call a cow with no legs? ground BEEF!!!!

why do elephants eat peanuts? so they can save the wrappers for valuable prizes

A caterpillar walks into a bar. I don't know how he opened the door.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot

Your momma's so fat that she should probably be worried about the increased risk of cardiovascular disease.

What do you get when you cross a fan with a child? A mess that you now have to clean up.

why did the imagrant cross the road the cops were on his tail for false identity of the chicken

How do you get a black man out of a tree? Politely ask him to come down

your mama is so stupid stole a free sample

Yo mamas so fat that she decided to get a gastric bypass to help lose the weight.

What do you call a man who has Alzheimer's? Wait what am I doing?

Ring Around The rosy, Pockets full of posey, Just kidding they are roofies and i'm going to rape you

A Priest and a Rabbi pass a Muslim boy sleeping on the street. The Priest remarks "What a tragedy"; the Rabbi agrees and they both open non-denominational homeless shelters in their temples.

How do you kill 23 kids? You put 24 kids in an arena.

whats retarded and looks like a fat duck? GEorge goodburn

Ask this to your friend. "Yo man, I really need your help on this question. Can you tell me color comes after 9?" guaranteed "wtf"

A man walks up to a horse and asks, "why the long face?" The horse stares back at him, blankly. The man then sits and ponders his life, sad that he now tries to communicate with horses and realizes that his eccentricity is probably the reason his marriage failed.

Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocaust.

A mexican Police officer walks into a crime scene. "Ouch." he exclaims, rubbing his forehead where a red bump is already surfacing.

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