Q. How much wood can a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A. Actually woodchucks can't chuck wood only beavers can

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Just kidding! Stephen Hawking doesn't drink.

Me: You know what's funnier than 24. Friend: 25? Me: No, 9/11

yo mamas so fat she weighs a lot.

Knock knock Who's there? I eat myp.

Your Mom.

what did the homeless guy get for christmas nothing!

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What did the the boy get from his grandma for Christmas. Nothing. she died a week ago.

What do you call a black guy driving a Mercedes through New York? A U.S. Citizen

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

A man keeping specific track of time,eagerly waits for a punch line.

What did one hipster say to the other hipster? I'm not a hipster.

Why is a banana yellow? I don't know, ask a scientist, stupid

Wombat monkey juice.

A Irish man walks our of a bar

Billy Corgan: The world is a vampire! Me: No it's not. The world is a mass of mineral compounds that floats in space approximately 93,020,000 miles from the sun. It is not, in fact, a vampire.

Sophie Cameron is Gay

Whats the difference between a Black man and a White man Skin color and possibly many other things because that is reasonable and normal.

What do you call a white guy surrounded by 5 black guys? D-12.

What happened to the man who sat outside in the sun too long? He died of skin cancer.

How do you lose your train of thought? You can't. It is impossible to fit a full size locomotive in the human skull.

Why did Martin go to school with no pants on? Because he had no legs.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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