- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo momma is so fat, I gave her a cupcake and she enjoyed it.

What starts with F and ends with Uck? F U C K

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she didn't have arms. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

JLo made a song about my diick- "On the Floor"

Knock Knock… Who is there? Orange. Orange Who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana? Actually I really wish you did, because I am Hypokalemic and am about to die you asshole.

why did tom drop his ice cream he didn't because he had no icecream

What do you call a Jew and a black mans offspring? A human

You have 5 $1 dollar bills. Your mom rapes you and you still have 1 $5 dollar bill.

Knock Knock Who's there? Eat a dick you sh!t fukk! I'm going have to ask you leave now,

What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree it can hurt you? A pool table.

My phone rang. So I answered it.

Why did the man feel so guilty after having sex...... He found out He was a tranny

Q: What's worse than being forced to eat your veggies? A: Being forced to kill your parents with a carrot.

What do you a call a person who can't fly. A person.

After the haitian revolution, Haiti lived happily ever after, Until god smited them with a devastating natural disaster

Why is the guy fat? Because he eats too much.

A priest and rabbi walk into a bar, they order a few drinks, then call a cab to go home.

How do you make a plumber sad? Kill his family.

Jews... The only funny thing they did was piss off Adolf Hitler

How do u get a clown off of a swing? You hit him with an axe.

A Jew walks into a bar. He quickly works on treating the injuries he had received from hitting his head against the bar when he had walked into it.

Why did the black lady yell? She was being raped.

A man made a sandwich.

Wal-mart didn't have the product I wanted. So I yelled at the manager until they had it. It didn't work and i was taken to jail.

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