- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does life suck? Because it does

why did little suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms Knock knock: Who's there? Not little suzy Why did the car crash? Little suzy was driving Why didn't little suzy ride her bike home? She died of her injuries from the car crash

What did the one horse say to the other. Nothing because horses can't talk.

why is the black man black? because he isnit white

What did the famed say when he lost his tractor I lost my tractor!!!!

lets have sex, ok, but itll have to be anal, cuz im a guy xoxox danni

What's white and hides in a tree. A refrigerator.

Its a bird! No, it's a plane! Oh... so it is.

Nicholas Salek did not write the message below. It was a joke one of his mates played!!

Two men and a woman jump out of a plane. They forgot their parachutes and all died.

It burns when I pee sometimes.

what do you call a football team without players a group of coaches

Brothers and sisters,I have none. But my sister's daughter is also my daughter...

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because, orange!

Q: Ask me how far have you gone with a girl? A: Mexico

How did the family of Cubans get to Florida? They flew first class from their home in upstate New York.

What did the dog say to the mouse? Cat

why did sally fall off the swing? because she had no arms. knock knock? who's there? not sally.

Why did Frank go to the doctor? He had a bad case of the ebeyjeebes.

Roses are Grey Violets are Grey I'm Color Blind F*CK

Why did Miley Cyrus have to buy a new tour bus? The old one stopped twerking.

Q. how do you get 50 babies into a bowl? A. blender Q. how do you get them out of the bowl? A. Doritos

Let's not pick mushrooms in heaven.

roses are red violets are blue you know what? im sick and tired of this joke.

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