roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

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What did the guy say to the other guy? LOOK AT MY EYEBROWS!!!!!!!

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Justin Bieber walks into a bar. -sensored-

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My pet rock died.

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What do you call a kid on crutches? Crippled

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What do you call a white guy surrounded by black guys? -Steve Nash

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what do you do when you see a black man getting hitted by a Mexican taxi? -Call 911

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have cancer."

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Yeah, so I was partially right when I assumed that you joined the feds in order to make sure the past would not repeat itself huh? The underground society never broke a simple rule, a single law, it simple grew from a bunch of dopeheads, to people capable of creating nuclear weapons... Just a matter of speaking of course.

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so theres this big moose, and it walks into a convenience store and asks the lady bitch "where are the potatoes?" and she says "ehh, down aisle 5" so he goes down isle five, and there aint no potatoes

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A man walks into a bar.....he then slips on an ice-cube and suffers massive trauma due to the fall. The owner is sued by the mans family and subsequently loses his business. He can no longer provide for his family. His wife is two weeks away from giving birth to their third child.

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After finishing reading this sentence, read it again and you might or might not realise that there is a secret subliminal message in this sentence making you do something later tonight. Can you spot it?

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i have yougurt with tractor

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Why is 6 scared of 9? Selena Gomez

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Q: WHY DID GOD MAKE ASIANS? A: NO FREIKEN IDEA

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Why was Michael Jackson seen shopping at Kmart? Because he heard little boys pants were 50% off the original price.

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I'm a raging homosexual.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She's dead.

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i did your mom......a favor. by making you......... a sandwhich. i rubbed her pussy.........cat. she saw my dick.........tionary. I slapped her ass...........what i did.

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Why did Pamela Anderson cross the road? To meet me.

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A Mexican, A Caucasian and An African American walk into a bar. Suddenly, a rival of the African American's pulls up in a used Chevrolet and shoots him 6 times with a semi-automatic handgun. The Mexican and Caucasian are distraught and call 911 immediately. The rival is later arrested and found guilty of murder in the first degree by a jury of his peers. Less than 6 months later, the bar is closed due to the negative stigma surrounding the shooting. Urban life is a harrowing and tough experience that most outsiders will never fully understand.

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Q:What's worse then Finding A Worm in Your apple? A: Realizing how empty your life is.

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there is a woman named shannen. she is happily married and has children.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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