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how do you make a blonde snowman? hollow out the head.

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What did the chicken say to the dog? Well, since chickens can't talk, they both stood there in an awkward silence.

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So a female ant walks into a bar... and someone steps on it.

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Q: How do you get 1000 babies into a bucket? A: A blender. Q: How do you get them out? A: Tortilla chips.

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James: They say attitudes are contagious. Bill: How do you know? James: My whole family caught it and they will all die within 2 weeks.

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Women's rights.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Six isn't actually afraid of seven. It is true that seven devoured nine's carcass, but one has to understand that cannibalism is not a taboo in their culture. It is ignorant and offensive to judge the world of cardinal numbers, where protein is precious and leaving corpses to rot is dangerously unsanitary, by the standards of human societies.

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THAT MAN EATS TOO MUCH. therefore he is overweight.

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A black man says "ask" correctly.

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A dog and a bird are sitting in the front yard of a small suburban community. The bird turns to the dog and says nothing, because birds lack the ability to speak. The dog then reaches down and slowly consumes the bird before returning to his house.

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Why was six afraid of seven? because seven had diarrhea

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What do you tell a Woman with black eyes? Nothing you've already told her twice.

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Pickles

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why is john so fat years of over eating

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What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing.

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What's purple and in my hand? Nothing i was lying about the purple

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What did the man with the knife say to the ostrich? Run or I'll stab you!

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Why wasn't the black guy allowed into the bar? Because the bar was closed.

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kidnap his family.

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roses are scarce, violets are farse, come over here and i'll stick it up ya ar#e.

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Roses are red Violets are blue... No they are not they come in many different colors from cross breeding and different environments.... YOU ARE WRONG

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Worst joke to tell an orphan. Knock knock. Who's there. Not your parents

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Why wasn't my T.V. on? Because I didn't have a remote.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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