Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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'l give you a nickle to tickle my pickle i'l give you a dime to take you time

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I have two hands. Some people dont.

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Why was the baby crying? Because you repeatly hit it in the face with a brick, you sick freak.

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A short Irish man and a tall German man went skydiving. Both parachutes coincidentally failed to deploy and they died.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? ..... he didn't

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when life gives you skittles you take a handful and throw it at someone face and yell taste the rainbow

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Two black men are sitting next to each other on a bench when a woman walks by. The first man says "Damn, that's a nice pair of tits!". The second man said "Yes, she does posses a supple and voluptuous bosom." The cat that was sitting underneath the bench then began cleaning himself.

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Q: How do you stop a Mexican tank? A: Ask politely.

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What is long and hard that a bride gets on her wedding night? An erect penis.

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Jerry Sandusky prefers twenty eight year olds. 20 eight year olds.

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Me: You know what's funnier than 24. Friend: 25? Me: No, 9/11

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Why didnt the car turn on? Cause the keys werent in the ignition

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What did Anne Frank get for christmas? Nothing Anne Frank is jewish.

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Knock knock Who's there Your son and his vagina.

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um...... What's worse than 15 babies stapled to trees? sixteen babies staples to trees PS: I will stop posting if 3 people don't like this by tommarow.

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What do you call 5 of my friends and 5 of your friends hanging out together? I don't know. I don't have any friends.

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Q: Whats worse than 8 babies in one bin? A: 1 babies in 8 bins

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A mother and her kid are in a park: Kid: Why did the chicken go to jail? Mother: Because the chicken killed your father... Now we are broke living in a park and I'm gonna kill myself at noon, and so are you. Kid: I'm not doing that, and neither are you and Daddies over their! The dad is a zombie, this is the beginning of the zombie apocalypses. THE END!!! PUPPIES!!!!!!!!!

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what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile "robin, get in the batmobile"

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A man walks into a bar. The man says,"ouch, how could I have not seen the bar."

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Why did the fat lady poop on my knee? Because i'm thirsty.

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Follow the Yellow brick road, follow the yellow brick road........except it's not yellow.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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