Meh, I dont want it anymore! You can have it.

It was nice knowing you Erron, it really was.

you know whats funny the letter Q

What did the sign say at Disney World? Disney World.

a lost young boy walks into a bar to ask for directions. the Bartender takes him into a room and rapes-him

A black guy is lying on the floor dead with a knife next to him, what killed him? Multiple bullets sprayed from an uzi being held by a rival gang member....

What did Jesus say last before being nailed to the cross? I don't know, It never happened. ...Why did he say that? He didn't, it's not real.

what is cooler than writing an anti joke? killing eveybody who thinks the " my garden is on fire" joke is funny

A man walks into a bar and says "Ow".

your mamas so fat her weight is 3.14 without the decimal

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar and decide to have a drinking contest. Who won? The rabbi. The priest died of alcohol poisoning later that night.

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

A Man: Why does it seem as though you always find what you need in the last place you look? Another Man: Probably because you don't continue to look.

Why did the gecko cross the road.... Because he saw great deals on car insurance!!!

Man 1: Nock-nock Man 2: Please leave my place of residence

why did the white man jump out of the car? because the car was crashing

Why were Jews discriminated against for thousands of years? They weren't supposed to. Jews are people just like you and me. And for every ignorant person out there that hates Jews, you better watch your back because God is watching you.

What do you call a dead prostitute? - You (or friends name) in 10 years

Why did the bird fall. Its tree got cut down.

What's worse than eating cows. Death

A priest and a rabbi are walking down the street when they see an orphanage on fire. "Oh my god!" says the rabbi. "We have to save the children!" "Screw the children!" says the priest. "Out of what?" replies the rabbi.

whats 2+2? 4

Why couldn't the asian man drive? He had no arms.

girls basketball

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