What is black and white and red all over? Two Nuns in a chainsaw fight.

Straight men can be bronies.

What do you call a Jew and a black mans offspring? A human

Why did Eduardo cross the road. The same reason he crossed the border.

How do you keep children off your front lawn? Molest them.

roses are red, violets are blue, f*** you wh*re

Roses are red, violets are blue ive got a gun so get in the van!

What do Chinese people call Chinese food? Food.

Diseases show if a prerson lacks vitamins and minerals.

Why is Kony hated by the kid with ADHD? Hey look a kid being raped while watching his family getting killed.

Why does Eli Manning play for the Giants? Because he is huge.

What did grandma receive for her 75th birthday? Alzheimer's.

"Knock, Knock" "who's there" "John doe" "John doe who" "I told you my my name was john doe"

You're Adopted.

What do you call a person at your door? Whatever his name happens to be.

Jeff goes to the store, Helen Keller.

A black guy and a white guy are in a drug store. Who buys the drugs? The customers.

A drunk is pissing on the plaza and the cop stands next to him and says, very nice. The drunk says, that's what she said. : )

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says "Is it hot in here?" The other muffin says "Yes. It feels like 425 degrees."

whats used in the kitchen and hurts like fuck? a cheese-grater dildo

Do u liek mudkipz GO TROLLING

What is the difference between a baby and a rat? I don't have a rat in a cage

roses are red violets are blue ur family is dead and u will die too

What is worse than 20 babies stapled to trees? 1 baby stapled to 20 trees.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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