Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 witnessed while hiding in a closit 7 rape and kill his mother.

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how do you save a black guy from drowning. with a life preserver.

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you will now laugh.

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What happened when the man rubbed the magical lamp? Nothing.

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What's Brown and Sticky? A stick.

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Why was the little boy so bad at the piano? It was his first time playing it.

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What do you call George Mills? A very kind, sensitive person with a poor music taste.

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what did the chinese guy say to the black guy? hello

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Suddenly the Titanic started sinking, its a shame it sunk before anyone managed to find out what it was sinking about.

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How do you make a builder sad? You shit on his bricks.

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What happened to all of the happy birds flying over the field? They were all suddenly stricken by the bird flu and died.

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What do you a call a guy on steroids? A Body Builder

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Wanna know a funny word? Pickle-weasel.

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What happens when you murder someone? The Government murders you.

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Little Jimmy has 100 candy bars, and he eats 95 of them. What dies little Jimmy have? Diabetes

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A man walks into a doctors and says 'Doctor, Doctor, I have a bad stomach ache' Upon hearing this, the doctor writes the man a prescription for medication and wishes him a swift recovery.

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What's worse than banning guns? Very few things

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Do you know what's not right? Left.

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What do you call a snake with no arms? Normal. What do you call an amphibian with no arms? A caecilian. What do you call a girl with no arms? A poor, poor soul that is unfortunate enough to have had an amputation when young. Now, she can't go in public without being stared at. She can't catch herself when she trips. She can't ride a bike, bake cookies for her family, or be a NASA astronaut like she always dreamed. She is the normal ASDF Movie character.

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What is it called when a Native American Indian man smacks a woman in the face for cheating on him? In police code it's called a "273D Domestic violence - Felony" most likely involving an insecure man with control problems simply adding to the stereotype that Native American's are drunk, abusive and domestically violent people.

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what do you call a deer with no eyes? no eye deer! -jpow

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Why is it incorrect that the universe will end in 2012? Because profound idiocy doesn't always occur.

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Why do jewish women like to get their sons circumcised? They like anything 25% off.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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