How do you stop a baby from drowning? Take your foot of his head

Why did Frank go to the doctor? He had a bad case of the ebeyjeebes.

What is white and stands in the corner? A refridgerator who has been very bad...

If life throws you melons... ouch

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What is worse then North Korea trying to blow up everybody? Peter Griffin twerking.

Why did the clown fall off the swing? Because he was dead.

What makes 10 year olds laugh? Se x Jokes.

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What would the world be like without 1 direction it would still be the world but just without 1 direction

How do you know your cat is gay? Other cats have buttsex with him

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Your moms face is turning purple. I'm coming for you.

Why did the chiken cross the road? Well its wing were clipped so it couldnt fly across the road.

Curiosity killed the cat and was sentenced to prison for animal abuse.

Q: why do the Toronto maple leafs suck? A: they dont they r in seventh place biotch!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to see its chicks that got run over by a car.

Knock Knock Who's There AT&T Guy Mom it's for you

Why did Robert fall off his bike?? Because he was a potato.

A man fell off a cliff... He died a vicious death.

Q. Why does Samuel Jackson always play a black guy? A. Because he's black.

What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing.

my friend is gay hes gay

what do a parrot and a hippo have in common? i want to kill every non white human being!!!!

Q: What did the Big Bad Wolf say to Little Red Riding Hood? A: Nothing, wolfs are mentally nor physically capable of talking

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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