- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How are bananas and friends alike? If you peel their skin and eat them

Poem Of Love: Each time i see you i feel like i need you and i love you.. i hope you became my girl and live with me cause without you i can't live.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

What did the little girl say to her step father? Please stop raping me

What did the guy say to the other guy? LOOK AT MY EYEBROWS!!!!!!!

Guy 1: I had a Energy Drink the other day, I crashed. Guy 2: Really? That must of sucked. Guy 1: Yeah, the family in the other car died.

The cookie monster walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why do you seem so blue?" Everyone laughed. Then the cookie monster replied "my wife died."

What do you get when you cross a zebra and a panda? Well, pandas are almost extinct. I guess they gave up and started goin' with zebras.

Roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, violets are blue, get out of the garden it's time for lunch.

What do you call a black man at the front of a bus? A bus driver

A man walks into a bar and gets drunk. He then goes home and proceeds beating his many wives in a drunken fit of rage.

Why did the man shoot himself Because he was black

My pet rock died.

A son went to ask his father about his thoughts on abortion. "Dad, what do you think about abortion?" "Ask your sister." "I don't have a.."

What's worse than your dad being hit by a car? Your family being hit by a bus.

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Q. what did the white man say to the black man? A. hello

What do you call a man who laughed at a joke that wasn't funny? A man who gets amused at the littlest things.

What happened to Johnny when he fell of his bike? He had a seizure, went into a coma, and forced his parents to take him off life support. Happy birthday Johnny.

An ordinary man, much like your friend Brad from that one place where you used to hang out, was walking along one night, much like that night last week, and saw a star. He then wished upon that star...and kept walking.

If an illegal immigrant fought a child molester, is it Alien vs. Predator?

A panda walks into a bar... Psht. Panda in a bar, that's impossible.

Whats funny about black people getting shot by whites We can steal our bikes back now

Q: What do you call 10 black people in the ocean? A: A family having a good time on an exciting scuba diving tour.

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