What do you call a room full of lawyers? A group of legally educated professionals.

What did the leper say to the prostitute? "I am an undercover police office and you're under arrest for prostitution, ma'am."

What's black and flies? Whatever it is, it's not a car.

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Q: Why did the prostitute have no arms? A: Because she was an amputee.

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A kangaroo walks into a bar, it is a fairly common occurrence in Australia and normal process is carried out of evacuating the premises and calling animal control to deal with the situation.

Did you hear about the guy who came home one night and found his wife in bed with his best friend? He had just returned from a trip to the grocery store, where he'd purchased bread, milk, eggs, broccoli, yams, tea, and brownie mix.

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Why did the man with brain cancer die? He drove his Segway off a cliff.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She's dead.

How did the suicide bomber die? Cancer.

I wouldn't touch ellen degeneres with a 10 foot lance. However, i would shake her hand with my hand. Lesson: 10 foot lances are no way to touch ppl.

A man walks into a bar.....he then slips on an ice-cube and suffers massive trauma due to the fall. The owner is sued by the mans family and subsequently loses his business. He can no longer provide for his family. His wife is two weeks away from giving birth to their third child.

Your mama is so fat she suffered from diabetes and died of heart failure .

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Why did the car go down the road? Someone was driving it. Why did the car stop? Because he suddenly fell and had a stroke.

Have you seen Elton johns pet dog? Neither he's he.

A creationist, an evolutionist, and Neanderthal Man walk into a bar. They order two beers and a glass of red wine. The bartender asks: "Will that be all?". The evolutionist says "Yes"

What do you call a black person flying an airplane? a pilot you racist

So there was a blond, a brunette, and a red-head. They walked out of the salon very happy with their respective dye jobs.

What is the worst part of a 4 blacks hanging from a tree? They were only children

Your mama's so fat that she killed herself because she was so depressed about her weight.

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