Your mother is so stupid that she has trouble discerning certain facts from fiction.

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A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

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a customer walks into a store and says, "the customer is always wrong." the employee replies, "no, the customer is always right." "you just contradicted yourself."

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what do you call a black man being hung from a tree? -prejudice

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the hospital? A: The victim of a violent mob attack

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What did the athletic white boy say to the aids carrying African boy? Ha.

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What do you get when you cross a donkey and a hemophiliac? A bleeding ass!

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Q: If Hitler spots a jew, what will he do? A: You suck at history dude, Hitler is dead! Moral: What? You did not get the daily news?

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A cow walks into an Asian bar and asks for a beer. The bartender asks it for I.D. It says "it doesn't matter. I came by horse."

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What do you call Eric Torres A furnace magnet

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He then proceeds to ask his wife not to leave her clothing around the house.

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Why do black people enjoy watermelon? Because it tastes good.

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A terrorist walks into a bomb shop. He soon realizes he's in the wrong shop, leaves and goes on with his day.

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What's black and twelve inches long? A Maglite.

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yo' momma's so fat that when she saw a doctor he told her that she was overweight.

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What is harder than Jenga? Being a quadraplegic.

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What do a duck and a bicycle have in common? They both have handlebars, except for the duck.

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What did one prisoner on death row say to the other? Can you please clean off the seat when you're done? I'd like to die in my own urine.

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Whats the difference between the black man and the white man? The black man was born with more melanin the pigment in there skin, which would concur the black man did have darker skin. Also, the white man had cancer.

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Did you hear about the black guy who got into college? Actually, there are nearly 10,00 African Americans who get accepted into college every year. This specific black male is notable because of his stellar grades and his activity in his community.

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What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Unless you're paralyzed.

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what happened to the boy who crossed the street. he got shot by a bus

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roses are red violets are blue i ate a peanut lets go have sex

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