- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do they give old people Viagra at nursing homes? Because erectile function decreases with increasing age, and it would be unfair to needlessly deny senior citizens the right to consensual intercourse if that is what they want.

kronkel spasm dizzle nork is short for: i cant believe you bought a ninja monkey to scratch your clownitis! i am randomly going to have a spasm cause i am down with that dizzle..... lets watch a show callled norks! i am pregnant with your baby ducky.

Why was the man crying? Because he was punched in the stomach.

why were Tamika and Tyron afraid to get into the water? They weren't

What goes up a smokestack instead of down? Murdered Jews, when they get cremated.

whats brown and sticky? a four week dead uunborn african child...

4 strangers are shopping at the mall. The big one does a trick and then the small one was good. The bad was small like a tree, seven days later the short one was having a party with a pretty lady. To the teacher was morning and everyone did happy times.

Your mother is so stupid that she has trouble discerning certain facts from fiction.

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

a customer walks into a store and says, "the customer is always wrong." the employee replies, "no, the customer is always right." "you just contradicted yourself."

what do you call a black man being hung from a tree? -prejudice

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the hospital? A: The victim of a violent mob attack

Q: If Hitler spots a jew, what will he do? A: You suck at history dude, Hitler is dead! Moral: What? You did not get the daily news?

What do you get when you cross a donkey and a hemophiliac? A bleeding ass!

A cow walks into an Asian bar and asks for a beer. The bartender asks it for I.D. It says "it doesn't matter. I came by horse."

What do you call Eric Torres A furnace magnet

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He then proceeds to ask his wife not to leave her clothing around the house.

Why do black people enjoy watermelon? Because it tastes good.

A terrorist walks into a bomb shop. He soon realizes he's in the wrong shop, leaves and goes on with his day.

What's black and twelve inches long? A Maglite.

yo' momma's so fat that when she saw a doctor he told her that she was overweight.

What is harder than Jenga? Being a quadraplegic.

What do a duck and a bicycle have in common? They both have handlebars, except for the duck.

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