What did the man say to his wife right before they got married? "I do."

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There is a black guy, British guy, and a Spanish guy in a room. Wait that'll never happen, black people hate Spanish people.

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Why did the black man not tip his waiter? Because she provided terrible service and was undeserving.

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Why did the boy throw butter out the window? Because he had uncontrollable muscle spasms.

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What did the pastor say to the rabbi? Hi (or some other greeting)

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Your Mom is so poor she can't afford home-owners insurance.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? Names.

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why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

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Why did the fat lady poop on my knee? Because i'm thirsty.

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What did one hater say to the other hater? I hate you.

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What's the difference between a woman with an IQ of 160, and a man who is mentally challenged? Although being a much easier potential victim, no one has raped the mentally challenged man.. yet.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? It was moldy and it was a home of many roaches.

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Why couldn't the mexican feed his family? Because a large percent of mexican immigrants in the United States do not have jobs due to dicrimination against illegal immigrants crossing the soutern border, thus rendering them more vunerable to unemployment is that is vastly present in the United States.

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Whis a racist rapist etter than a non-racist rapist? less women getting raped

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they say that if you commit suicide, you have done nothing wrong. does that mean hitler did nothing wrong?

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what happened to the farm animals? They were slaughtered and their parts were sold as meat, glue and other useful materials

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Me: You know what's funnier than 24. Friend: 25? Me: No, 9/11

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

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So, why is winter so terrible? Because, Napoleon was stopped by winter and we aren't all French.

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A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked, "Why the long face?" The horse did not reply because he was incapable of speech.

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whats blue, saggy, moldy and smelly? Will Nealis' Vagina

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Boy: If you didn't have feet, would you wear socks? Girl: No. Boy: Then why do you wear a bra?

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Why was 2 afraid of 3? Because 345!!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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