- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the cowboy say to the skunk? You smell.

Why was the little girl crying? Her father has been abusing her and her mother for a year now.

What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings What's worse than 2 bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings.

What do you call a person with no arms or legs? I don't know, that's why I asked you.

The Sarah Palin bus tour to teach children about history.

What is sad about a kid dying in a bus accident? The other 20 survived

Why wasn't the black woman allowed on the bus? It was rush hour and the bus was full.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Just kidding, it got hit by a car on the way to the other side.

Why did Martin have to retake his exams? Because Martin is a right royal Dumbass.

How do you kill a blonde? Stab her...

What did the Catholic Priest say to Chris Hanson? Nothing. He attempted to flea, and was quickly taken down by law enforcement. He was then detained and processed and charged with Intent to commit statutory rape with a minor under the age of 14. He's still awaiting trial.

Why are females bad drivers? Because it is hard to drive with pots and pans.

Walruses are basically saber-toothed seals. That does not affect the fact that they are awesome.

what is blue and fluffy, a blue fluff. what is red and fluffy, a polar bear wiped in red paint. you probably should not have done that because now the polar bear is chasing after you.

Violets are Blue, Roses are Red, skip the bull$%!#, and give me head

Are u that bald or is your neck blowing bubbles.

once upon a time there was a girl named katie. she walked across the road. she got hit by a truck. now she's in heaven. the end,.

What did Uncle Timmy give to Little John for his birthday? Sodomy.

Why did the rabbit fall out of the tree? because it was dead Why did the bird fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the rabbit

Why wasn't the black guy allowed into the bar? Because the bar was closed.

Yo mama is so ugly, she entered an ugly contest and placed well in her division.

A dyslexic paraplegic walks into a bra

whats purple and savage? Barney!

An asian is driving a car. He observes the speed limit and uses his turning signals while switching lanes.

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