- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than 12 dead babies in one trash can? 1 dead baby in 12 trash cans.

Trees are like friends. They both fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Suzie

How do you drown a black man? You refuse to help him due to your pride and therefore you are no longer a decent member of society.

The 17 year old buy called his computers support number to remove a virus from his old computer, so he can gift the computer to his little cousin for his birthday. But before giving the computer to his cousin he downloaded over 120 hours of adult film onto it.

Roses are Red Violets are plucked So are my nose-hairs Pretty disgusting

Romans rights.

what the difference between matthew and a retard? The retard can do math

A blonde, a brunette and a red head engage in a discussion on World politics. The brunette says she would like to see politicians paying more attention to the environment. The red head says she would like to see improvements in the economy. The blonde says she has to poop.

Matt is not funny.

"What would you do if i gave you a million dollars?" "I would scream and jump up and down? Are you really gonna give me a million dollars?" "No i just wanted to see what you would have said, that's all"

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There once was a man from Nantucket But then he moved to Boston and changes his name to "man from Boston"

What is 4 letters and made out of wood? Wood.

What do you call a white man flying a plane? A pilot. What do you call an Arab man flying a plane? Also a pilot.

Once I asked a Chinese girl , how do I look ? . She said you Europeans all look the same .

Q: A jew and asian and a normal white guy walk into a resturan, who orders the cheapest meal. A: the Asian, its 1940 and the jews dead

Your mom is absolutely pefect. This makes me love HIM.

What do you call 5 of my friends and 5 of your friends hanging out together? I don't know. I don't have any friends.

Q - What do you call a hamburger without pickles? A - You call it a hamburger just without the pickles.

Why did little Timmy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

Why did bobby fall of the swing? He had no arms -Knock knock -Who's there? -Bobby -But how? -I knocked with my diick -Oh

A man comes to a fork in the road. He then looks around then proceeds to pick it up, puts it in his pocket, then continues walking down the road as if nothing had happened.

A muslim, a jew, and a black man walk into a bar, the bartender asks what they would like to drink, after respnding, paying and receiving their drinks, they sit down to drink them. What a lovely scene of ethnic diversity

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