Why did the chicken cross the road? How did the chicken get out of the henhouse?

A black man named Lawrence was driving a car that wasn't his at 3 a.m. The car belonged to a drunk friend who asked Lawrence to be the designated driver.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cos it wanted to.

Why did the train crash? Because the conductor was a cucumber.

Q: Why didn't the mexican get into the bathtub? A: He was already clean

Why does the groom wear a black tux? Because he knows a funeral when he sees one.

what did the asain have for dinner? A: rice

A man walks into a bar and says "hey, it's me!". Turns out that wasn't him.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He didnt.

what do u call a black man a black man

Call me a banana. You're a banana. No I'm not

vbh

A:Knock Knock, B:Who's There? A:Orange, B:Orange Who? A:Orange Banana.

What did the lemon say to the turtle? If you think the lemon said anything, something is wrong with you.

Whats brown,looks like a.dike,and is a whore. Marcella

Your friend is so retarded I am getting a bit worried and his mother should take him to get tested for mental retardation.

A priest, a midget, and the toothfairy walk into a bar. Barack Obama.

The Pope

shauns beautiful

A Mexican and a Black man are in a car. Who's driving? The police officer.

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Knock knock? Who's there? A Jehovah's Witness. Oh. Knock knock? Who's there? Not me!

Jesus said unto John, "Come forth and receive eternal life." But, John came fifth and won a toaster.

wood cant chuck wood

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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