- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did that guy die? because the SS thought he was a jew.

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What do you call a mexican driving a plane? Well.. nothing because you can't drive plane's but if a Mexican man was able to FLY a plane, he would be a pilot.

Q: Why did Sally not like her trip to Hawaii? A: A volcano erupted and killed her whole family.

An old couple walks up to me and says, "can you take our picture? It's our 50th anniversary." I reply, "sure." Then I pull the man to the side and ask, "how do you make a relationship last so long? I can't make one last 50 days let alone years." He leans in and says, "cheat"

I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump!

What happens to the man with cancer He dies Because the pharmaceutical company wanted to profit off a synthetic drug equal to marijuana

A horse walks into a bar... The bartender is amazed at the fact that an animal that possesses neither the mental nor the physical abilities to open doors, still managed to enter the bar without breaking anything.

why are black people so good at basketball? Because all they have to do is shoot, steal, and run.fctswity (sultably

So I went to my grandmothers house at 7 and left at 8.

why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 is a bully. every day 7 ate 6's books and punches him. 6 would go to 9 but today 7 ate 9

A blonde, a brunette and a red head engage in a discussion on World politics. The brunette says she would like to see politicians paying more attention to the environment. The red head says she would like to see improvements in the economy. The blonde says she has to poop.

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None.

There Are 2 People A lack Person And A White Person, The Black Person Looks Over At The White Person And Said, "Hi Tyrone!"

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 ate a dude's face.

A fish and a human had a conversation. The conversation was not interesting because fish can't speak and the human felt awkward.

What is black and white and red all over? A Zebra that has been fatally maimed by a hungry lion.

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Hi.

Why doesn't the South Pole war veteran remember the name of his child? He is a penguin and could care less about naming his children. Why doesn't the penguin on the North Pole remember the name of his child? There are no penguins on the North Pole.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding A Duck in your apple! What is worse than finding a duck in your apple? Finding a racist in your apple! Whats worse than finding a racist in your apple? DEATH

Q: what is long hard and full of seamen A: a submarine

It was a warm summer day when justin beiber got hit by the bus everyone was cheering

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