Whats brown and sticky? A peice of poo

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Pee Pee bleekkka klup look? fupapapapapapapapap

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Irrelevant. The road is no place for chickens.

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How could you ever watch a man hit another man and say nothing? UFC is on at 9:00pm.

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What do you call a cow climbing a tree? Amazing. How many cows have you seen climbing trees?

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whats red and looks like a bucket? a red bucket whats blue and looks like a bucket? a red bucket in disguise

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a person cries in the corner you go over to them and rape them

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There once was a man from Peru, who dreamed he swallowed his shoe. But it turns out his dream was real, and he died because he could not digest a whole shoe.

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Dylan Hodge fingered himself. Hah.

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Why did the black man go to school? So he could graduate with a degree and persue his life in medicine. He later goes on to get his P.H.D. He now supports his healthy family of 5 and living in Idaho, the state of the potato. He has a job as a doctor and is making more than $2M a year. Ha, didn't expect that now did ya.

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I farted!!!!! t'was smelly??????? I LIKE CRABS! #tomato problems

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What's the difference between 6 and 7? 1.

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What are we then hypocrites?

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knock knock, whos there? your neighbor's cat..no not really, but your sister just got raped

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So the docter saw the girl had a "M" on her chest during surgery. He asked her if he had a boyfreind from Michigan. She said "no, but i have a girlfreind from winsconsin, why do u ask?"rf

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Wanna hear a joke? Joe Jonas.

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why do you care?

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Well that, my friend, is a good question.

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What is 8 times 4? 32

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Good boy

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Why do women wear perfume and makeup? Because they smell bad and are ugly.

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What do you call an Arab man flying a plane? A pilot.

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Why was the boy rolling down the hill? Cause he's stupid

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Why'd the man go to jail? Because he had a piece of cheese.

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Anti Joke

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