What happens when you mix a black guy and a chinese guy. A disfigured man

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How do you confuse a blonde? Very carefully.

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Whats worse then this joke? Its punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Armando masturbated

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Why did the man laugh when he saw someone using a shake weight? He remembered Dane Cook's stand up preformance from the night before.

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what do u call a long dik gay guy Gay Dickerson

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Bill: Knock, Knock. Sean: Who's there? Bill: It's your neighbor, Bill Walters, from across the street. Sean: Oh, hey Bill, how are you and Margie? Bill: Oh, I'm doing fine, but Margie just got out of the hospital for a broken arm. Sean: My gosh, what happened. Bill: She was just loading the Halloween decorations down from the attic while I wasn't home and fell. She's fine though; it was only a minor fracture. Sean: Well thank goodness she alright. Bill: Anyway, I came over to return those hedge clippers I borrowed from you last month. Sean: Oh, thank you. How did they work? Bill: Just great once I gave them a coat of oil. It was a big job... I haven't trimmed those bushes in three years. Sean: No problem, I almost never use them myself. Well I better get back to Jeanie...I'm helping her make dinner. Bill: Alright, Well thanks again.

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Two boys were walking down a building which was under construction. Suddenly a brick hits the 1 one in the head while the 2 guys aunt was in America.

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Girls go to college to get more knowledge. Boys go to Jupiter because they are highly trained astronauts taking part in a multi-year space journey to explore part of the solar system that man has never dreamed to be feasible.

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A terrorist walks into a bomb shop. He soon realizes he's in the wrong shop, leaves and goes on with his day.

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What the kid with no arms get for christmas? A baseball and a glove to go through with his dad

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What do you call a Mexican on a boat? A sailor

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What happened when the homosexual man came out of the closet? He was congratulated for winning the hide and seek contest.

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What did John the accountant do when he saw a flying dog, He woke up from a wonderful dream and started his day

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3 men were involved in a terrible plane crash. The first man got up, and all he could see was blue. Blue houses, blue cars, blue people. He walked into a house and asked if he could stay there, the kind people complied and let him stay there for the night. When he woke up he could still only see blue. He went down stairs and ate fruit loops, then left in his blue world. The second man got up and all he could see was red. Red houses, red cars, red people. He walked into a house and asked if he could stay there, the kind people complied and let him stay there for the night. When he woke up he could still only see red. He went down stairs and ate cherrieos, then left in his red world. The last man got up, and all he could see was yellow, yellow cars, yellow houses, and yellow poeple. Yet again he walked to a house, and the kind people let him stay the night. Once he woke up, he only could see yellow still. He went down stairs and ate fruit loops and left into his yellow world. So this proves that 2 out of 3 men prefer fruit loops over cherrieos.

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What do you call George Mills? A very kind, sensitive person with a poor music taste.

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What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? Toys -Lets Go MEts

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Roses are red, white, pink, and many other colors. Violets similarly display many color variations due to generations of ardent florists.

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An boy with ADHD walks into a

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What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Unless you're paralyzed.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names

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Once upon a cross

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Most likely to get to a source of food or escape a predator.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is black

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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