- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite.

A duck quacks in a mountain range. No one on or nearby the mountains hears the duck because ducks' quacks don't echo.

What did the girl get for her birthday? Older.

some of these so called "anti-jokes" are real joke s- they don't belong on anti-joke. they are very funny but are traditional jokes that use cliched non-sequitor as punchlines.

knock knock Labrinth come in

Why did the prostitute survive the gunshot? She was wearing a bulletproff vest.

What's the difference between Hitler and Kim Jong Il? Hitler's German

what do you call a man who makes fun of womens rights? Single

How does a gay take his pants off? Just like everybody else

What's red and has two legs? Half a cat!

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1912, the titanic sinks, 1913 ww1 starts, 1939, ww2 starts, 1954, the vietnam war starts, 90's, cold war. wow! the 20th century sucked.

Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get back up? She had no legs. Why couldn't she see? The sun was in her eyes.

Punch line.

Tic tac toe. You were adopted.

Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because she had no arms or legs. Knock knock. Whose there? Not Sally.

Steven Yuhasz is so homosexual, he has sexual intercourse with other men and enjoys it. <33

What happened to your face? I walked into a tree

a guy jumped out of a plane...he died

Your mom is so hairy that she must not feel comfortable in her everyday life.

How did Swiper steal Dora's stuff? He shot her and then took her backpack.

A black guy and a mexican guy are in a car, Who's driving. A policeman.

How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? usually one new yorker.

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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