A Squirrel gets ready for hybernation. 21 You Stupid

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Hey I just met you And I am crazy So I will kill you And eat your body

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Q: How can you fit 1000 jews in one car? A: The Ashtray

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Did you hear about the plane that crashed and killed 1000 people? My sister has cancer.

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where wally? wallys a myth.

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Why did ned fall out of the tree? Because he was hit by a koala.

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Whats worse than not coming up with an original anti joke? Nothing.

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What are the four season of Canada? Cold, cold, cold and road work.

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A Black man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder and the bar tender says " thats something weird you got there". The parrot says "yeah i found it on the street".

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What do you do when you see a mentally challenged kid in a wheelchair? Walk up and offer to push him, as you should since he probably hasn't had a lot of friends in his lifetime.

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what did the little boy get for christmas? nothing, he was homeless

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How does a muslim make his parents proud? He gets good grades.

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If a vegetarian only eats vegetables, then what does a humanitarian eat?

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THAT MAN EATS TOO MUCH. therefore he is overweight.

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Why couldn't Suzie put on her boots? Because she got her legs amputated.

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I saw a "Baby on Board" bumper sticker on a car TARGET AQUIRED

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Q:Whats worse than a worm in apple? A:The Holocaust. Q: What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: Were both lawyers! :D Q: What happens when you throw a purple rock in to a green river? A: It splashes

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Q-What do you call kids who go to school? A- Students.

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A black man and a mexican are in a car. Whos driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. Alex had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. Rain had come upon them and an off-duty police officer picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel. The three men had drinks and the friends had a wonderful time. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months later John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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how many Mexicans does it take to fix a light bulb? One, a Mexican can fix any thing.

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A white man and woman are married and the wife becomes pregnant. However, the wife has been having an affair with an African American man. The baby turns out to be white and so the woman was very fortunate or else the husband would have figured it out for sure.

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What is white and stands in the corner? A refridgerator who has been very bad...

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Your mom is so dumb that she doesn't get this joke

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Why did Frank go to the doctor? He had a bad case of the ebeyjeebes.

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