What did the woman say when the man got her flowers? "Why thank you."

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What did the police officer say to the black man? "I am a police officer."

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u know y blondes and tornadoes r so alike? first theres a lot of blowing and sucking, and then u lose ur house!

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no pen = no studying no studying = bad grades bad grades = no job no job = no money no money = no food no food = death DON'T LOSE YOUR PEN

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You wanna hear a joke about my penis Nevermind, it would be inappropriate of me to say such a thing.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was Suzy Knock Knock Who's There The Holocaust

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womens rights

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im not as random as you think I- Potato

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knock knock. who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

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whats the difference between a dog and a cat? ones a dog.

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how do you find will smith in the snow? with rescue dogs

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There's a bunch of people standing around a retard...why is no one laughing? Its his funeral

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your momma is so dumb.. ... because she was a slacker in high school but then turned her life around and is now a respected member of society

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Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. He calls the right number.

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What's big, blue, and eats rocks? A big blue rock eater.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Your Best friend. Did you forget what I looked like?

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Why did the black man go to school? So he could graduate with a degree and persue his life in medicine. He later goes on to get his P.H.D. He now supports his healthy family of 5 and living in Idaho, the state of the potato. He has a job as a doctor and is making more than $2M a year. Ha, didn't expect that now did ya.

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Why does Santa Clause eat cookies? Because cookies not part of a balanced diet.

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Butt Sex.

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What did suzie do when she dropped her cookie? She died because it was secretly a bomb

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Two chemists walk into a bar. The first one says "I'll have some H2O." The second one then says "I'll have some H2O too." Both chemists live as no bartender is irresponsible enough to serve liquid hydrogen peroxide in a public bar.

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the doctor says to the patient " i have some good news and some bad news" the patient says well what is it dock " well the good news is your fine " the patient asked what the bad news was and the doctor said " i lied about you being fine you have aids, and testicular cancer and you have 2 days to live"

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What's green and has wheels? PAIN!!! I lied about the green and the wheels.

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