- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A; On the other side was another beautiful looking chicken who he plans to marry and raise a family with.

What did the farmer say when he lost his cow? Where's my wife?

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was DEAD!

how many babies does it take to paint a house? that is child labor, which is illegal in many countries.

Why did Kelly never see Wass? cus she never looked in right places !!!

A man comes to a fork in the road. He then looks around then proceeds to pick it up, puts it in his pocket, then continues walking down the road as if nothing had happened.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is blind and death, making her oblivious of her surroundings and would be a danger to fellow commuters. -mac

knock knock Come in!!!

Why was the skeleton afraid to cross the road? He wasn't, and in fact was entirely unaware that said road existed given the fact that he was deceased; and therefore lacked any sensory organs and motor functions associated with crossing roads.

Why did the man climb to top of the tower? To push the Jew off.

Your MUM has aids :D LOL

Whats black and white and red all over? A multicultural parade where they all are wearing red clothes.

what do trees and humans have in common? they both fall down when you hit them with an axe.

I killed someone today. :D

Why did the boys uncle stop calling him? His uncle died of cancer 3 months ago.

whats worse than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies and their grieving mothers standing over them. thats what.

Q: what is long hard and full of seamen A: a submarine

What's a worse feeling than an upset stomach? Seeing a child getting molested and not saying anything.

A: B: No pun intended.

What did the sign say at Disney World? Disney World.

Why did Johnny stop walking halfway to school? A fridge fell on him.

Why was Sally crying because a flock Of seagulls just took a shit in her head

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Just kidding! Stephen Hawking doesn't drink.

A teenage girl walks into a dark alley. She emerges on the other side completely unharmed.

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