- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is long and bare? polonaise to the pediatric ward what is short and bald? same polonaise, 3 weeks later

knock knock Come in!!!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

I just met you! And this is crazy! I just took bath salts, and yor face looks tasty!

Why did the tree stay home from school? Because, trees don't have school.

Why didn't Steve finish his homework? He didn't want to.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite.

Why did the fat kid break his leg? He got hit by a car

Your momma's so stupid that as a child she was often afraid to show her report card to her parents, for fear of their disapproval.

Q: Why did Sally not like her trip to Hawaii? A: A volcano erupted and killed her whole family.

An old couple walks up to me and says, "can you take our picture? It's our 50th anniversary." I reply, "sure." Then I pull the man to the side and ask, "how do you make a relationship last so long? I can't make one last 50 days let alone years." He leans in and says, "cheat"

What did Michael Jackson get for Christmas? Nothing he's dead

Why is Kony hated by the kid with ADHD? Hey look a kid being raped while watching his family getting killed.

why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 is a bully. every day 7 ate 6's books and punches him. 6 would go to 9 but today 7 ate 9

Why was the little boy crying? Because a stranger shoved explosives up his butthole.

There Are 2 People A lack Person And A White Person, The Black Person Looks Over At The White Person And Said, "Hi Tyrone!"

Why did the lizard cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

What is black and white and red all over? A Zebra that has been fatally maimed by a hungry lion.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Hi.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was DEAD!

how many alzheimer's patients does it take to change a lightbulb? usually one but depending on the severity of the patients' case the lightbulb will be changed by a person who is willing to offer their assistance as to prevent any form of accident taking place.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A lot of things, because a dead baby isn't funny at all.

- What's the difference between a gay man and a refrigerator? - The refrigerator doesn't fart when you take your meat out.

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