- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's the difference between a jew and a pizza? Nazis did't burn the pizza

Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Cause it was stapled to the cat.

If pro is the opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress? Regression.

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Nicholas Salek did not write the message below. It was a joke one of his mates played!!

why did the cow eat the seahorse/ because my shift keys are broken1

A man walks into a bar and starts telling anti-jokes to his friend. His friend is a follower and laughs even though they aren't funny.

Why did John fall down the stairs? Because John is a paraplegic and there wasn't a sufficient wheelchair ramp at his access.

Two gorillas swing into a bar and are promptly escorted out because the gorillas are alcoholics.

How do you get a dog off of your roof? Shoot it.

why was the boy laying on the ground? he got shot in the head

Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

Why did the man not go to church? He was an atheist.

This one time at band camp... I played an instrument and learned to march with the rest of my school's band.

What do you call a 30 year old man with a large white van full of kids? A parent carpooling to the soccer game.

In Soviet Russia, it is the largest country in the world. A lot of the parts are uninhabitable though.

What's funny? At the exact moment you read this, someone is suffering from domestic abuse.

Roses are red Violets are blue Does this cloth smell like chloroform to you!

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Why did the boy want to commit suicide? Because he didn't want to die.

Q. have you seen stevie wonders last album? A. neither has he.

have you tasted chocolate flavoured slurpee? no. i haven't either

What happened when john pelted susie with a rock? she had a temporary concusion, needed eight stitches and John was grounded

a person cries in the corner you go over to them and rape them

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