I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump!

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Why is a banana yellow? I don't know, ask a scientist, stupid

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What's worse than Bieber fever? Yellow fever.

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What did the Bishop say to the pebble? Wash my car

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What did the the boy get from his grandma for Christmas. Nothing. she died a week ago.

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what does gum eat ? gum you idiot!

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How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? usually one new yorker.

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Ring Around The rosy, Pockets full of posey, Just kidding they are roofies and i'm going to rape you

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Whis a racist rapist etter than a non-racist rapist? less women getting raped

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They took away privileges that she normally would have had had she not misbehaved.

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What happened when a man drove up to an escort and said "want to check my bags?" The escort replied "Certainly, sir" due to the fact the escort worked at a hotel.

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Why did the pig walk into the bar Because he was thirsty

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What's red and smells like green paint? The rotting corpse of the old lady I poisoned with green paint.

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A dyslexic woman goes into a saloon and asks for a hair cut. Oh right, she doesn't have hair! Then why the f*** would she enter the saloon? Because she wanted to get her nails done. But she doesn't have nails either, and she doesn't want to drink. She came there because she wanted to hook up with a guy!

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Why do African-American people like fried chicken and watermelon? Because they are delicious food items.

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A hispanic lesbian couple accidentally walk into a country western themed bar. And leave immediately as a bar is no place for their 2 year old son.

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Why did the dog have 2 legs? he got cut in half.

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I would rape her

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1912, the titanic sinks, 1913 ww1 starts, 1939, ww2 starts, 1954, the vietnam war starts, 90's, cold war. wow! the 20th century sucked.

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THIS IS an anti-joke.

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Your mama is so stupid that she thought Brendan Fraser was a good actor.

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What does it take to write a good joke? A punchline

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Do you want to hear a good knock knock joke? Okay, you start.

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What time is it? Ask chuck Norris! Gosh!!

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