- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the worst part of Chemotharapy? The Cancer.

If an illegal immigrant fought a child molester, is it Alien vs. Predator?

If you peel my skin off, I won't cry, but you will. What am I? A human being with a high pain threshold.

Sticks and stones can break my bones And words can make me lonely

Why did the chicken cross the road? "THE chicken" indicates a definite article, you really would have to specify which chicken you're talking about so i can identify whether i was there at the given moment that the chicken tried to cross the road and to ask it his reason for attempting it.

What is it called when a whole bunch of black people run down a hill? A race.

So there was a blond, a brunette, and a red-head. They walked out of the salon very happy with their respective dye jobs.

Why did I get raped

whats the difference between you're mom and you're dad none there both the same

they sent me too your moms house and 9 months later you are here

What happened when the Mexican man contracted the muscles of his large bowel after a large meal? Shit made its way to his anus

Whats the difference between a bad skydiver and a bad golfer? The bad golfer looses the game, drives home, and falls asleep. The bad skydiver dies in a terrible accident.

What do you do if you really really hate someone? You kill them. HEEE HEEE! by drew and jubie

What's the difference between anti jokes and Charlie Sheen? Nothing. Their both stupid

When adolf hitler went to the chippy, He ordered a bock wurst. Later, he ate the whole thing and said he wants another.

i dont like attention whores lol

you know you are a prostatute when your report car is full of Ds

what did Marvin Gay's father say to him before he died? "hey come listen to this 45 real quick"

What Did batman say to robin before they got in the car..... Get in the car

why did the man start living on the street? he lost his job, his wife left him, and had his identity stolen.

Your Momma is so old, she started exercising more and eating healthier to increase the chance of her living long enough to enjoy your own children's lives.

What's black and hangs from tree's? A suicidal black man.

Why do black people have dark skin? Lack of melanin in their skin. You learn something new every day.

Q:What's worse than stepping on lego? A:Hiroshima.

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