Dyslexic devil worshippers sell their souls to Santa

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What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter what you call it, he isn't coming. Posted By: Lram

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What do a Jew and a Vegan have in common? They both won't eat pork products.

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YA MAM, is a very nice person

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Your mama so stupid, she put 2 quarters in her ears and said she was istening to Fiftycent

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Why didn't the cheese buy a house plant? Cheese is nonliving and therefore cannot earn money, thus preventing cheese from buying houseplants.

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This is an anti joke. Please make it the bestest and most well likeded one on this site.

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Q: Imagine you are driving a boat, and the wheel falls off. So how many pancakes can you fit in that box? A: None, because the oranges couldn't talk.

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Why did Pamela Anderson cross the road? To meet me.

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This one sucks!

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So a white president,a mexican president, and a black president,are on a plane and its going down. The white president wishes he was a dove, and he flies away to safety. Then the mexican president wishes he was an eagle and he flies away to safety. Then the black president falls out the plane and says o s**t and turns into poop.

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A black man, a white man, and a Mexican walk into a bar. The bartender kicks them out because he doesn't have time for another crappy joke; as the bar is very crowded that night.

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What did the rednecks say when they saw the bat? Ma, I'm afraid this is the Myotis Sodalis, or Indian Bat. It is an endangered species. Thus, we cannot shoot it.

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jack and jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water jack collapsed because of serious drug abuse and stress jill followed after not being able to handle the tragedy of her brothers death this wouldn't have happened if they got into my van when i asked them too.

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What's the difference between erotica and kink? Erotica involves simple arousal; kink usually has an added element of masochism.

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Why do black people have dark skin? Lack of melanin in their skin. You learn something new every day.

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What will you never see? A white guy that camp jump.

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A black guy walks up to the cash register at a gas station with his hands in his pockets... He pulls out a 5 dollar bill and buys a pack of gum.

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guess what no i know what your thinking, its NOT chickenbutt. its that tomorrow i have a math test. that sucks.

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What's the diffrence between one black guy and another black guy. One of them has Aids.

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Q:What's worse than stepping on lego? A:Hiroshima.

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A man walks into a bar, and spends all his money because he is an alchoholic.

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why did the chicken cross the road to get to your house knock knock whos there the chicken

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person 1:Dude, look at the news person 2:Yea man, its D ick Cheney person 1: what a d ick head

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