- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mother is so ugly that she looks like you.. :)

Where did Sally go when she exploded? Everywhere!

What's funny about 9/11? Nothing.

What happened when a Blonde girl and a Ginger man have sex without a condom? The woman gets pregnant and then after about nine months the woman gives birth and the child grows up, when the child is adolescent it is able to reproduce and the process continues again.

I was born.

What's worse than being a jew in the holocaust Being born black

Whats the difference between a bad skydiver and a bad golfer? The bad golfer looses the game, drives home, and falls asleep. The bad skydiver dies in a terrible accident.

An alcoholic walks into a bar.... I forgot the rest of the joke but your mother is a whore.

knock knock... whose there? I don't know why don't you open it and find out dumb ass... Gosh people and their common sense these days!!

What did Obama get at the bar? A shot... In the head.

Why can't Ray Charles read? Because he's dead

Joe Alfon walkes into hell, The devil say: " hi" And joe burns to death

Why did the woman not make her husband a sandwich? Because he died in 9/11

An ordinary man, much like your friend Brad from that one place where you used to hang out, was walking along one night, much like that night last week, and saw a star. He then wished upon that star...and kept walking.

Two gays walk into a bar, they are then kicked out by the homophobic owner.

Well educated black man.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it saw food on the other side the the farmer was going to chop his head off.

Q:What's worse then Finding A Worm in Your apple? A: Realizing how empty your life is.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The answer really isn't that important.

What did my dad say when i knocked over the christmas tree? nothing, my father is dead

What did the man say when he found out he had cancer? Nothing. He was so in shock, that he later died from another type of cancer.

So there was a blond, a brunette, and a red-head. They walked out of the salon very happy with their respective dye jobs.

1. Whats the difference between an orange? 2. Finish your sentence asshole.

What do you call a girl with no arms or legs on the beach? Sandy What do you call that girl tossed into the water? Sandy Duncan

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