Pee Pee bleekkka klup look? fupapapapapapapapap

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What happens when you shoot a bear and you kill it? It dies.

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Why i'm breathing? I don't want die.

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So a Moose walks into this store, and walks up to the lady bitch, and he goes "Hey, lady bitch, where the potatoes?" So the lady bitch goes "Heheh, their in aisle 5." So the moose goes down aisle 5, and there aint no potatoes.

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How could you ever watch a man hit another man and say nothing? UFC is on at 9:00pm.

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What is grey and looks like a rock? A rock

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What do you call a black man standing on top of a church? bullshit!!

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O.J. Simpson. What would you do in that situation?

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How are contortionists so flexible? They stretch.

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What do call a limbless man swimming? Dead.

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Wy did the chicken?

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knock knock Who's there? ... Hello?

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Why do black people eat so much fried chicken? Because it's delicious!

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yo momma's so fat she sat on a tiny chair and relaxed.

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knock, knock come in

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Roses are Red Violets are Gay This poem makes no sense Octopus

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Knock Knock Who's there? Luke Futie

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A man dressed in a business suit goes into a doctor's office. He asks the receptionist how much a vasectomy would cost. After a minute of her looking it up on the computer she turns to him and says "The procedure will cost $750." He then thanks her and leaves.

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What do you call a one eyed hippo? A do-you-think-he-potamus

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Explain the term 'Standard of Living'? Not having sex with diseased and obese women.

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What I have learned about the Japanese studying video games and anime (read below for more, better studies): Student at school: USING PENN TO TYPU! USING PEN TO TYPU! Teacher: No Susaki San! You must onry yell the name of attakus! You suspension get! Student: JOSH! I CHARRENGE YOU TO MORTAR KOMBAT! Teacher: KAAAAAAAAMEEEEE HAAAAAAAAAAMEEEEEE! Student: FINAL FRAAAAAAASH! Student and teacher: Locked into energy wave combat for several hours. Teacher: Puh... Lets rather settle this with a round of Shaolin Soccer... Student: VICTOLY! Me: Well I saw a disturbing lot of Japanese people cosplay dressed as zangief... Skinny guys with fake chesthair and red hair that kept posing with their (nonexistent) muscles and yelling RED CYCRONE! Wanting me to take pictures of them... And Japanese lolitas, and blonde girls called Ganguro... Weirdest trip ever... They also kept Looking at Emanuel my (black) friend, and assumed he was my servant... Conclusion: My real trip to Japan was not so different from my above example as one might think...

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What did one baby say to the other? Nothing, they're both dead.

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Q: What is that white stuff in chicken shit? A: Thats chicken shit too

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how do you fit 20 babies into a bucket? you put them into a blender. how do you get them out? chips.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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