What's a Jew's favorite food? You would have to ask on an individual basis because it is unfair to say that all Jew's have the same favorite food

BALLS! said the Queen if i had them i would be King

Roses are red Violets are blue My dick can talk And it says it wants you

What did the leper say to the prostitute? "I am an undercover police office and you're under arrest for prostitution, ma'am."

this kid named terry was sitting in computer class then he got punched in the face

Sticks and stones can break my bones And words can make me lonely

Why can't Ray Charles read? Because he's dead

Which is longer? A rope...

My friend billy had a ten foot.... Garden hose. Upon showing it to the neighbour next door he hit it with a rake which significantly shortened it and subsequently had to buy another

Okay okay, its not like I wanted a serious answer anyway, bye!

Why is Keven's name spelled with an E Because his parents are black.

What's funny about 9/11? Nothing.

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What did the dog say to the mailman? nothing, dogs lack the mental capacity for human speech therefore he was unable to communicate his message verbally

how do you start a stamped in mexico roll a nickle down the street sad thing is you just lost a nickle

What do you do if you really really hate someone? You kill them. HEEE HEEE! by drew and jubie

What did the bartender say to selena gomez? Your hot.

You know what sucks? Yes.

i have yougurt with tractor

Q: What's brown and smells like poo? A: poo

What do you call a black person with dandruff.... A lamington

Why did the Dentist recommend Oral B? He had been paid by the company and thus legally bound to do so.

Why did the mother cross the road? To find her dead baby that was hit the night before.

Wheelchair high jump

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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