How do you know if your friend is dead? You shoot him in the face!

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Whats yellow and gives you cancer? The sun

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A very rich man had a daughter whom all of the men in town wanted to marry her for wealth. Except there was one man who wanted to marry her due to his love for her. The father let his daughter marry whomever she wanted from all of the men in town, and she chose a man named Wilson Fremblington who wanted to marry her for wealth, because he was physically fit and overall a friendly man.

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How do you blind a Chinese man You put a blind fold on him

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Q. Why did Michael Jackson call Boys II Men? A. He thought it was a home delivery service.

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Wha'ts the funniest joke in the world? Written.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. Your mom is the punchline.

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Roses are red Bacon is red Poems are hard Bacon

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A man walks into a bar with tears rolling down his cheeks. The bartender asks why are you so blue? The man says he has blue skin disorder and that everyone has been making fun of him...

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Tim and Eric

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Ju... Just why?

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Whats the worst part of Chemotharapy? The Cancer.

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why did the kid get in trouble. Because he put this up in typing class -charles hall aka chuckles

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What do you call a fat guy falling down stairs Japan suffering.

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s e m e n

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What is worse the the Holocaust? Nothing

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What did the fat guy say to the skinny guy? You're skinny

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Why did the Mexican stop mowing the family's lawn? Because he felt it was time for his son to learn some responsibility.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house KNOCK KNOCK who's there? da chicken

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As Vanilla Ice once said, "If there's a problem ill resolve it."

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im gonna sue mcdonalds i asked for a hamburger and it was a beef burger -_-

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender says, "What's up?" The man replies, "The opposite of down."

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How long does it take a Jewish man to pleasure his wife? There are many factors that go in to pleasuring a woman, none of which are readily measureable

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What do you do with a pickle jar full of semen? Use it for gel, because it took so long to collect it all, and you're frugal person who believes in recycling.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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